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Oh, and planes.

Oh, and planes.

Oh, and planes.

This is my free juice box shirt.

This is my free juice box shirt.

This is my free juice box shirt.

You know what I'm going to have as an after sex snack? Your gushers. And some of that string cheese.

You know what I'm going to have as an after sex snack? Your gushers. And some of that string cheese.

You know what I'm going to have as an after sex snack? Your gushers. And some of that string cheese.

That's the real next autism shit.

That's the real next autism shit.

That's the real next autism shit.

Hey, Eli. What's up, Brandon? Just getting ready for today's ad. Oh, you mean the perfect jean, Brandon? I do mean the perfect jean.

Hey, Eli. What's up, Brandon? Just getting ready for today's ad. Oh, you mean the perfect jean, Brandon? I do mean the perfect jean.

Hey, Eli. What's up, Brandon? Just getting ready for today's ad. Oh, you mean the perfect jean, Brandon? I do mean the perfect jean.

You want to touch my jeans, Brandon?

You want to touch my jeans, Brandon?

You want to touch my jeans, Brandon?

Jeez, fuck! Thank you for that. Picture this. 700,000... Hold on, picture me. Okay, go. Oh, this is going to be a long ad, huh? Picture this. 700,000 pairs of nuts rescued from bad jeans. It's two per dude. The hero? The perfect jean. Say goodbye to stiff cardboard denim and say hello to comfort.

Jeez, fuck! Thank you for that. Picture this. 700,000... Hold on, picture me. Okay, go. Oh, this is going to be a long ad, huh? Picture this. 700,000 pairs of nuts rescued from bad jeans. It's two per dude. The hero? The perfect jean. Say goodbye to stiff cardboard denim and say hello to comfort.