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I do the push and pray. I push past all her important stuff and blow my load into her heart. What the fuck?

Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I love how quickly we oscillate. It's like a metronome.

Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I love how quickly we oscillate. It's like a metronome.

Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I love how quickly we oscillate. It's like a metronome.

How did Brandon... I know the story about how me and Rich met. Yes, it's one of my favorite stories.

How did Brandon... I know the story about how me and Rich met. Yes, it's one of my favorite stories.

How did Brandon... I know the story about how me and Rich met. Yes, it's one of my favorite stories.

Because you're fucking Mike the Cop.

Because you're fucking Mike the Cop.

Because you're fucking Mike the Cop.

Yeah. Because we were all hanging out in Charleston, South Carolina, because Cody just invited us down. That's the one I didn't go to. Yeah, that was the one you said you were going to. And just like usual, you were very late. By not going this time.

Yeah. Because we were all hanging out in Charleston, South Carolina, because Cody just invited us down. That's the one I didn't go to. Yeah, that was the one you said you were going to. And just like usual, you were very late. By not going this time.

Yeah. Because we were all hanging out in Charleston, South Carolina, because Cody just invited us down. That's the one I didn't go to. Yeah, that was the one you said you were going to. And just like usual, you were very late. By not going this time.

We never know when Eli's showing up. That's fair.

We never know when Eli's showing up. That's fair.

We never know when Eli's showing up. That's fair.

Yeah. I don't even know what time it was.

Yeah. I don't even know what time it was.

Yeah. I don't even know what time it was.

Yeah, because that's when the riots happened in Buffalo. Shit was burning down in Charleston, too. I invited Eli to come down. We got a nice beach house on Isle of Palms in Charleston. He said, I'm going to the airport now. Yep, and then I didn't go. He didn't go. I'll be there in like three hours.