Nadira Goffe

Oh God, I hope so.

Oh God, I hope so.

I'm someone who people just like to tell things to, which makes me feel very powerful. So I think it's a net good for society. Me feeling powerful is a net good for society.

I'm someone who people just like to tell things to, which makes me feel very powerful. So I think it's a net good for society. Me feeling powerful is a net good for society.

I said a few days ago to one of my friends that I think I have a 90s face. Oh, I agree. No, I agree. I could see you in living single. Which I think is why no one wants to date me now, but it's fine.

I said a few days ago to one of my friends that I think I have a 90s face. Oh, I agree. No, I agree. I could see you in living single. Which I think is why no one wants to date me now, but it's fine.

Wow. Wow. You're really pulling it all out for this. I feel the red carpet has been rolled out.

Wow. Wow. You're really pulling it all out for this. I feel the red carpet has been rolled out.

Now you outing yourself on the podcast. Look, and maybe my mom will listen to this and she'll be like, baby, I've always known, you know, but... That is very likely. It is very likely. Nicole is very perceptive. However... My mom threw me a 16th birthday party. Mm-hmm. And it was a surprise birthday party. Ooh. But the surprise never actually happened. It was ruined. It was spoiled.

Now you outing yourself on the podcast. Look, and maybe my mom will listen to this and she'll be like, baby, I've always known, you know, but... That is very likely. It is very likely. Nicole is very perceptive. However... My mom threw me a 16th birthday party. Mm-hmm. And it was a surprise birthday party. Ooh. But the surprise never actually happened. It was ruined. It was spoiled.

And I told myself that I would take it to the grave. Oh, my God. But it... Well, okay. So... So basically what happened is it all started with my mom being like, hey, do you want to party for your 16th birthday? And me being like, oh, could do. That would be fun. That would be fine. And she's like, well, if you did, what would you do? Let's say you had a bowling party. Let's say you did whatever.

And I told myself that I would take it to the grave. Oh, my God. But it... Well, okay. So... So basically what happened is it all started with my mom being like, hey, do you want to party for your 16th birthday? And me being like, oh, could do. That would be fun. That would be fine. And she's like, well, if you did, what would you do? Let's say you had a bowling party. Let's say you did whatever.

Who would you invite? That was her very smart way of getting an invitation list. In terms of a hypothetical, while I was a 15-year-old, then just so busy with other things that I didn't even think about the fact that she was actually asking me for an invitation list to a hypothetical party, right? So maybe I should have been perceptive enough to know what she was doing.

Who would you invite? That was her very smart way of getting an invitation list. In terms of a hypothetical, while I was a 15-year-old, then just so busy with other things that I didn't even think about the fact that she was actually asking me for an invitation list to a hypothetical party, right? So maybe I should have been perceptive enough to know what she was doing.

Exactly. Things were happening. Puberty. The Disney Channel was on. Right. I wasn't worried about my mom being like, well, if you had a party, who would you invite?

Exactly. Things were happening. Puberty. The Disney Channel was on. Right. I wasn't worried about my mom being like, well, if you had a party, who would you invite?

So I'm like, all right, so boom. I would invite so-and-so and so-and-so and so-and-so. Sounds great. Months go by. I don't hear anything about a party. I totally forget. I'm at... it was either Thanksgiving or Christmas with my family.

So I'm like, all right, so boom. I would invite so-and-so and so-and-so and so-and-so. Sounds great. Months go by. I don't hear anything about a party. I totally forget. I'm at... it was either Thanksgiving or Christmas with my family.

And my family is sitting at this big table and we're all talking about these upcoming parties and all of this stuff and outfits, like what we're gonna wear to so-and-so and such and such. And my aunt looks at me and goes, what are you wearing to your party? And everyone goes quiet. And I look at her like, what?

And my family is sitting at this big table and we're all talking about these upcoming parties and all of this stuff and outfits, like what we're gonna wear to so-and-so and such and such. And my aunt looks at me and goes, what are you wearing to your party? And everyone goes quiet. And I look at her like, what?