Nadira Goffe
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Oh, God, this is so bad. I don't know why, but it's just giving me such bad vibes. It's just like if they do this, what else do they do, you know?
Oh, God, this is so bad. I don't know why, but it's just giving me such bad vibes. It's just like if they do this, what else do they do, you know?
That's annoying. If you're going to always be taking up a burner in this small apartment... where we probably don't have a lot of counter space to begin with, then please compost your shit because I know they compost. They love composting. So throw that in. Don't you love composting enough to do it?
That's annoying. If you're going to always be taking up a burner in this small apartment... where we probably don't have a lot of counter space to begin with, then please compost your shit because I know they compost. They love composting. So throw that in. Don't you love composting enough to do it?
Get a real pet. Get a real pet. What is happening? At least a dog will cuddle me back. I don't want this, Stu. But with that being said, the thing I really don't want is to hear this couple complaining about a ruined Stu because that feels like a months-long drama. Or a fire starting. So I would, if they asked me to turn down the stew, I would. But I would do it unhappily.
Get a real pet. Get a real pet. What is happening? At least a dog will cuddle me back. I don't want this, Stu. But with that being said, the thing I really don't want is to hear this couple complaining about a ruined Stu because that feels like a months-long drama. Or a fire starting. So I would, if they asked me to turn down the stew, I would. But I would do it unhappily.
That's also how I operate. I'm like, yes, I would do it, but I'll pout the whole time.
That's also how I operate. I'm like, yes, I would do it, but I'll pout the whole time.
Gemma screams just like that. This is testing me, but I will prove stronger. Okay, continue on.
Gemma screams just like that. This is testing me, but I will prove stronger. Okay, continue on.
What do I do? What do I do? First of all, I evict myself from the apartment. I call the landlord and say, evict me. I call my mother and say, I need help. I call the landlord and say, I'm sorry, you must kick me out. And then, I don't know, I walk the streets. I have no idea.
What do I do? What do I do? First of all, I evict myself from the apartment. I call the landlord and say, evict me. I call my mother and say, I need help. I call the landlord and say, I'm sorry, you must kick me out. And then, I don't know, I walk the streets. I have no idea.
I famously have a slight phobia, irrational fear of insects. And I am someone who lives in Brooklyn. And so I have also had to go to war with roaches. And my war is well documented to all of my family members and my friends because I've sent them videos, photos, etc., I have now become somewhat of a tyrant. But I live alone, so I'm allowed to do that. But a cleanliness tyrant.
I famously have a slight phobia, irrational fear of insects. And I am someone who lives in Brooklyn. And so I have also had to go to war with roaches. And my war is well documented to all of my family members and my friends because I've sent them videos, photos, etc., I have now become somewhat of a tyrant. But I live alone, so I'm allowed to do that. But a cleanliness tyrant.
Because I really, really, really... My day, my week, perhaps, is ruined any time I see a roach. So I would move. I would move. And if I couldn't move, I would pray. And then I would get raid. And I would then still move. What I would do about the stew... You know, not my Stewie, not my child, not my problem. Not my monkey. Exactly.
Because I really, really, really... My day, my week, perhaps, is ruined any time I see a roach. So I would move. I would move. And if I couldn't move, I would pray. And then I would get raid. And I would then still move. What I would do about the stew... You know, not my Stewie, not my child, not my problem. Not my monkey. Exactly.
I would text them and be like, hey, guys, don't mean to ruin your entire lives, but there is a roach in Stewie. And I don't think then that it is healthy or safe to eat. And you might have to, well, I wouldn't say you might have to start over because please don't fucking start over with this too. But I would just say, no, babes, I think it's time to throw this out.
I would text them and be like, hey, guys, don't mean to ruin your entire lives, but there is a roach in Stewie. And I don't think then that it is healthy or safe to eat. And you might have to, well, I wouldn't say you might have to start over because please don't fucking start over with this too. But I would just say, no, babes, I think it's time to throw this out.
But I don't think I would throw it out for them at this point in time.
But I don't think I would throw it out for them at this point in time.