Narrator / Host (mostly Dominic Sandbrook)

Oh, yeah. Also, he has to pay them taxes. for this privilege.

For what? For someone on the outside, just imagining living with all of these rules, it sounds entirely crazy. Suave has to be perfect 100% of the time. Because cualquier cosita, any little thing, can literally change the course of his life in an instant.

For what? For someone on the outside, just imagining living with all of these rules, it sounds entirely crazy. Suave has to be perfect 100% of the time. Because cualquier cosita, any little thing, can literally change the course of his life in an instant.

For what? For someone on the outside, just imagining living with all of these rules, it sounds entirely crazy. Suave has to be perfect 100% of the time. Because cualquier cosita, any little thing, can literally change the course of his life in an instant.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. God, I haven't talked to you in a long time, man.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. God, I haven't talked to you in a long time, man.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. God, I haven't talked to you in a long time, man.

So on this Sunday afternoon, Suave calls me like he usually does. And he tells me about his weekend, tells me that he was hanging out with a group of guys that he knew from prison, that they showed up to his place for a barbecue. And, you know, these are guys that he used to be locked up with.

So on this Sunday afternoon, Suave calls me like he usually does. And he tells me about his weekend, tells me that he was hanging out with a group of guys that he knew from prison, that they showed up to his place for a barbecue. And, you know, these are guys that he used to be locked up with.

So on this Sunday afternoon, Suave calls me like he usually does. And he tells me about his weekend, tells me that he was hanging out with a group of guys that he knew from prison, that they showed up to his place for a barbecue. And, you know, these are guys that he used to be locked up with.

At that moment, I'm like, por favor, no, no, no, no, no. Because, you know, you can't be drinking. And then I'm all like, oh, my God, what happens if parole calls him right now in this precise moment? But, you know, the good news is that the story didn't end up going in that direction.

At that moment, I'm like, por favor, no, no, no, no, no. Because, you know, you can't be drinking. And then I'm all like, oh, my God, what happens if parole calls him right now in this precise moment? But, you know, the good news is that the story didn't end up going in that direction.

At that moment, I'm like, por favor, no, no, no, no, no. Because, you know, you can't be drinking. And then I'm all like, oh, my God, what happens if parole calls him right now in this precise moment? But, you know, the good news is that the story didn't end up going in that direction.

I'm a sweaty guy. And then he tells me that, like, one of his friends had her phone out at that moment.

I'm a sweaty guy. And then he tells me that, like, one of his friends had her phone out at that moment.

I'm a sweaty guy. And then he tells me that, like, one of his friends had her phone out at that moment.

Oh, my God, Suave. I can't believe you got drunk. I can't believe you got drunk.

Oh, my God, Suave. I can't believe you got drunk. I can't believe you got drunk.

Oh, my God, Suave. I can't believe you got drunk. I can't believe you got drunk.

I really enjoyed it.