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Fantastic mix to start the week, Jack. Love the mix. No one else is doing it. Don't lie to us this morning. We know where you are right now. Yetis, you are wrapped up under a big blanket of tears, joys, and buffalo sauce. Just admit it. Yeah. Because today is the second biggest sick day of the year. Cough, cough. Sorry, boss. I've got the black lung.

According to the Harris Poll, a record 23 million Americans are missing work today. That is one out of seven employed people are out of work today. And Nick, another 13 million of us showed up late to work today. One out of five employees are not getting employee of the week this week. No, they're not. Because one out of five Americans has a big case of the Super Bowl Mondays.

According to the Harris Poll, a record 23 million Americans are missing work today. That is one out of seven employed people are out of work today. And Nick, another 13 million of us showed up late to work today. One out of five employees are not getting employee of the week this week. No, they're not. Because one out of five Americans has a big case of the Super Bowl Mondays.

According to the Harris Poll, a record 23 million Americans are missing work today. That is one out of seven employed people are out of work today. And Nick, another 13 million of us showed up late to work today. One out of five employees are not getting employee of the week this week. No, they're not. Because one out of five Americans has a big case of the Super Bowl Mondays.

Ah, the Super Bowl Mondays. Symptoms include headache, tummy ache, a thing on your thigh, and a broken Venmo. Yeah, that burrito you ate last night? Mm-hmm. You're regretting it today, aren't you?

Ah, the Super Bowl Mondays. Symptoms include headache, tummy ache, a thing on your thigh, and a broken Venmo. Yeah, that burrito you ate last night? Mm-hmm. You're regretting it today, aren't you?

Ah, the Super Bowl Mondays. Symptoms include headache, tummy ache, a thing on your thigh, and a broken Venmo. Yeah, that burrito you ate last night? Mm-hmm. You're regretting it today, aren't you?

And even wilder, the number of Americans missing work today is 20% higher than last year's Super Bowl. So apparently the Super Bowl flu was more contagious this year. We got a reason. We'll tell you in a second. But Nick, when it comes to the illness, there's some trick plays you can pull off with your boss. Yeah. You could pretend to be sick, but you aren't actually sick.

And even wilder, the number of Americans missing work today is 20% higher than last year's Super Bowl. So apparently the Super Bowl flu was more contagious this year. We got a reason. We'll tell you in a second. But Nick, when it comes to the illness, there's some trick plays you can pull off with your boss. Yeah. You could pretend to be sick, but you aren't actually sick.

And even wilder, the number of Americans missing work today is 20% higher than last year's Super Bowl. So apparently the Super Bowl flu was more contagious this year. We got a reason. We'll tell you in a second. But Nick, when it comes to the illness, there's some trick plays you can pull off with your boss. Yeah. You could pretend to be sick, but you aren't actually sick.

There's also what we're calling a VP sneak. You work from home, but you're barely working from home. But we think we know why more people are calling in sick today than any other Super Bowl Monday. And the reason is the Philadelphia Eagles. Philadelphia sports fans, they ride if they don't win. But they also ride if they do win. Either way, no one from Philly is working today.

There's also what we're calling a VP sneak. You work from home, but you're barely working from home. But we think we know why more people are calling in sick today than any other Super Bowl Monday. And the reason is the Philadelphia Eagles. Philadelphia sports fans, they ride if they don't win. But they also ride if they do win. Either way, no one from Philly is working today.

There's also what we're calling a VP sneak. You work from home, but you're barely working from home. But we think we know why more people are calling in sick today than any other Super Bowl Monday. And the reason is the Philadelphia Eagles. Philadelphia sports fans, they ride if they don't win. But they also ride if they do win. Either way, no one from Philly is working today.

For our first story, TED Talks, the legendary speaking event, is looking for a new CEO and they're inviting anyone to audition. But before you apply, you should know that TED Talks may actually be the deepest media business we have ever seen. It all started with a simple question. Not for TED Talk, but that's how every TED Talk begins. Yeah, every TED Talk, every TED Talk.

For our first story, TED Talks, the legendary speaking event, is looking for a new CEO and they're inviting anyone to audition. But before you apply, you should know that TED Talks may actually be the deepest media business we have ever seen. It all started with a simple question. Not for TED Talk, but that's how every TED Talk begins. Yeah, every TED Talk, every TED Talk.

For our first story, TED Talks, the legendary speaking event, is looking for a new CEO and they're inviting anyone to audition. But before you apply, you should know that TED Talks may actually be the deepest media business we have ever seen. It all started with a simple question. Not for TED Talk, but that's how every TED Talk begins. Yeah, every TED Talk, every TED Talk.

And that's when my journey truly began. Now, I always assumed TED was the name of the founder, but it's actually an acronym. It stands for Technology, Entertainment, and Design. And every TED Talk is a journey. It is a vision. It is a profound speech. of profoundness. Profundity. Yes, profundity.

And that's when my journey truly began. Now, I always assumed TED was the name of the founder, but it's actually an acronym. It stands for Technology, Entertainment, and Design. And every TED Talk is a journey. It is a vision. It is a profound speech. of profoundness. Profundity. Yes, profundity.

And that's when my journey truly began. Now, I always assumed TED was the name of the founder, but it's actually an acronym. It stands for Technology, Entertainment, and Design. And every TED Talk is a journey. It is a vision. It is a profound speech. of profoundness. Profundity. Yes, profundity.

TED Talk is a company that runs speaking events in which one brilliant person talks about their one specific area of expertise. Like a TED Talk on saving the world or the power of introverts or the power of lizards. Any of those would apply. There's a lot of TED Talks at this point. Bill Gates has done one. Brene Brown, His Holiness Pope Francis, they've all done TED Talks.