Natalie Cassidy

she's had her holiday yeah and i'm exhausted because joni's had chicken pox for five days and she hasn't left me alone so i really do need a little bit of me time just want to clear that up there right so is the kitchen thing for four hours you can't tell anyone you can't tell them about it either it's actually not true you just wanted four hours yeah you were like i'm doing the top secret thing leave me alone and you lock the door

I can tell you that I did show them what I've been doing.

Right.

And they have signed an NDA or a please don't tell anyone because I'll kill you.

So it's 20 past five.

I've poured a small gin and tonic.

I speak to my daughter on the phone, Eliza.

Joni, by the way, is at Zumba.

It's a very busy afternoon for Joni on a Tuesday.

So Joni finishes school at quarter past three.

She goes to archery club until quarter past four.

She then goes to after school club for a few minutes, probably about 20.

And then Melina, the Zumba teacher, picks her up from the school and they're off to the village hall.

And she's there till 6 p.m.

You don't need to, David.

There are set dance moves.

No, you have an instructor doing the moves.

I didn't go to Zumba.

I don't know why I'm doing the moves.

Yeah.