Natalie Joy

It's a banger.

Well, speaking of spicy things, we have Salt Lake City episode four.

Five.

And him in that half-zip polo sweater was not cute.

Well, if you have no idea what we're talking about and you missed the most recent episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, here is your rapid recap.

We've got taglines and Meredith is dropping beats, baby.

Lisa reminds us she knows famous people.

She also reminds us that people that know famous people always get sued and it's like not a big deal.

Todd is trying to be nicer after getting clowned at the reunion, but also Bronwyn's mom moved in.

So she's also trying to learn that it's OK when people don't like you.

Sounds like she should call in to ask Nick low key.

Angie wants Electra to make being Greek her whole personality, but Electra doesn't seem to care.

Might I suggest having her read some more Percy Jackson?

Bronwyn's mom says she needs Todd's money and also reminds her that he's going to die one day.

Love the moms.

Heather is not clinically depressed.

She is effective.

Same gross.

Same girl, Liana.

Mary writes these in the craziest fashion.