Nate
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, when I reach out to her, I'll say like, hey, do you want to get a cup of drinks or do you want to get some dinner tonight? And it's always got to be like last minute.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I've been dodging her, and I've been keeping it vague for so long that now she's going to be like, oh, I got to strike with an iron hot. That's the answer.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't do this with everybody. I don't do this whole, like, every woman is the same thing. I just know the type of woman. And when I ask her, hey, what do you like to eat? And she's like hinting at the most expensive restaurant. Oh, this Italian. Come on, dude.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Oh, God. Lucy, Lucy, you can't say all of this after you've called the radio station to get a hold of me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
What? I just, I'm better at the game than you are.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, that's not true at all. That's not true at all. I think negging you is the right way to go.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
honey it doesn't work that way it doesn't it just did i know you literally called the radio station to get a hold of me how are you saying that no one treats me like that nobody does it okay everybody's talking at the same time in her defense which she probably doesn't have a lot she did say remember even if he likes me i don't want to go out with him again
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, he is listening to this, Lucy.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Yeah, she absolutely is better looking than me, but I have her wrapped around my little finger.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
I'm not even going to say yes or no. That's the beauty of it. I'm just going to leave it vague and I'll just wait for her text later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Uh, yeah, I'm a little busy right now, man. What's going on?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
It totally checks out. It totally checks out that she'd be the one calling me. Yeah. What does that mean? Yeah. She's texted me like four times in the last couple of days. Like I barely respond to her. So that's okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Well, it's just, she's that type of girl. Like there's a type.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Like, she's very attractive. She's been told all her life that she's attractive, so she knows it. And then she's like, no, I'm better. And I'm like, no, okay, relax.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, no, she's fine. Like, it's just a matter of, like,
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
there's two things you got to deal with with women like lucy keep the date really short right that's the thing you got to keep the day really short like i knew that if i kept the date going longer longer i had the suspicion that she was like all good a free meal out of me and i'm not that's not what i'm about okay so this this is like a rule a strategy that you've come up with for dating beautiful women
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
It's not just beautiful women. It's beautiful women who know that they're beautiful and think that they're better than you because they're beautiful.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
No, it's definitely because I want to keep her interested. Oh. With a woman like Lucy, the longer the date goes, the less interested she becomes because she knows all about you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
Was there another one? You keep the date short. You don't give them any information. You just, hey, I got to go. Talk to you later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update: Beauty and the Meh
That wasn't a lie. We were at the gym. I went to go to the gym to meet a friend at the gym. But I'm not going to give her specifics. I'm not going to tell her where and when and with who because I know that the moment I say that, all the mystery is gone.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
It's going to get rough out here if we do that. There'll be a bloodbath. There'll be no peace in the streets. We can't have that. What would you battle about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Exactly. True. What did Ken Rock keep calling him? Was it Jomo? Jomo. Like, Jomo. Yeah. But he was, like, kind of laying out... Why is he calling him Jomo?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Bruh, get me hard. What's the root you were talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Where I am bummed is I used to be able to get drunk and fuck and fuck forever. Those days are long gone. Now I come home and I'm like, I try and I'm like, forget it. And I miss the good old days of
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I'll ask for anything. I'll take the no gracefully.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
i can't pull out the guy getting fucked against the wall oh fuck i want to say a thing but i have a friend i'm not gonna say his name but he he guard dog no not guard dog it's guard dog he's he's like been with a lady for a long time but never pied what like never once that's crazy it's kind of crazy right that's crazy that's great never never i think i know you're talking about
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Andy Malifarino. Panties in the motherfucking mouth. Panties in the motherfucking mouth. Oh, I thought you said Andy. You said me. It was me. Oh, oh. The Pod Squad. Panties in the mouth. Panties in the mouth podcast. P.I. Tim on YouTube. Oh, my God, dude. I gotta take a look at the boys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
It's an actual problem. But I just kind of was relating.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I am Ankh. I'm Ankh now. You have become Ankh. It's fine. I like it. I kind of love it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
It's the white wife effect. It's the white wife effect. You do it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
That's actually a soft spot. Please don't talk about the ass I lost.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
no conflict no conflict yeah i think it's flipping that's the problem i'm going from non-conflict to like i think yeah i think i'm turning nasty and i'm trying to you're getting nasty i'm trying to keep it in though i'm trying not to be nasty nate i'm trying to i don't want to be no conflict either but i was i was happy there's no conflict but uh but people were no i want you guys i want them to have conflict yeah because i last time i saw each of you you were what's the word bitches
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He's the writer. I like Nasty Nate, though. I'll be Nasty Nate.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
Shane's seen it, but it was years ago.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
He punched a special needs guy at an open mic. He wasn't special needs. He was after you punched him. I did. I did punch him. He asked for it, but... He probably was bipolar, though. But that doesn't count. I think you can punch a bipolar. You can't punch a bisexual, you can punch a bipolar.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
I get the double negative. Damn, he was bisexual bipolar? He was definitely bipolar. He was possibly bisexual. What? He got in a kissing distance.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
The first thing he did was blow a kiss at me. That is what started the conflict. I was walking into, it was like an open mic at the time that we were going to, and I was walking past and I just tried to say what up. And we got, cause we were clearly not like having, we were clearly having tension, but I was trying to not worry about that. And I walked past, said what's up. And he went.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 541 - NP-Ari (feat. Ari Shaffir)
And then, you know, I didn't sock him right then. Time had passed. I went outside to smoke and he just, he was trying to fight me, but like in an alleyway. He was like, let's go to an alleyway, wait for the mic. And I was like, you're a psycho. I know you're gonna try to stab me back here. He's gonna try to suck you. He's gonna try to suck you. I just came back to the mic. Zen. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
What? She does. I've watched like four interviews. It's so funny.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
He ashed the shrimp. Yeah, he ashed it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
So you can't... Steve, drink a fucking beer. You're a fucking pussy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
We can't keep going on like this. All right. All right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I mean, that would be an heirloom. Finding a jeweler to do that had to be impossible. You'd be surprised. Oh, true. True.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
If you can't flood both sides, what are you even doing? Wait, so the other side is no diamonds?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
But yeah, it's pretty wild stuff. Yeah, it kind of doesn't get black people to start going around wearing swastikas. That would be devastating.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
All right. I won't say no.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
What are you keeping it from? I had no idea about the album. I had no idea.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
A little harder right now. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think you would actually die.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
A thousand guys. From a scourge from God?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I'll fucking fight you right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
You're the horniest guy. I was sitting here quiet, like, yes. That's fair.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
They would try to save the sluts. You'd have to watch out, though. I'd be talking to the Nazi bros. They're giving pussy out over there, man. Fucking chill out. Let them do their thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
That's probably my favorite thing he's doing right now. Not probably. A hundred percent.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think it's a room. I think they're still together.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
A hot wife, I meant to say. Or she's a hot wife. That's even worse. Then he's a cuck. I mean, but isn't that, that's hot wifing, though, when you go around.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Get an okay rental bulldozer.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah. Huh? No, that's what's nice about her. Those are giant nannies. She's natty. She's not enhanced. No, she's pure nanny. She's blessed by the Lord. Who? Bianca Sensori. I don't know. What does she do? Is that the current lady? Yeah, that's his wife. Current wife. My bad. In my mind, everyone knows her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think we need tough guy podcasts. Like, what's your favorite tough guy podcast? I think it makes America look good. We're around. We're talking tough. Who else is doing tough guy podcasts?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I mean, all the country. We have so many. Our tough guys need other shit to do. We're out of world tough guy work.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I'm just a shitty radish farmer.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
yeah like have that shitty caffeine overdose feeling it's just anything that happens but guys fucking know that i saw you hang up on somebody because the food was coming can i bring that up that was my wife yes absolutely that was a good that was a great story yeah you were i don't know if you were you were on the phone when food was coming you were coughing up you started seeing the food you were like i i can't fucking do like you just kind of
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Weren't you on a Joe Fast before then, though?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah, only when I'm drinking for the most part. I kind of love it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
It's probably the best. Or I like night drinking when you're getting tired, but you don't want to end if you're in the middle of a good night.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah. And you're like trying to just crush water to sober up and it's doing nothing. It's making you sick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I can swim a little bit. It's just my ass. Your ass rises. That's the funniest part. I think it's just my pot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
No, don't put that on me. Don't put that on me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
There's always LeBron in a French made-up. I think he did for, like, Halloween. He did for Halloween? I think he did it for Halloween. Let me see. Oh, my God.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Go ahead. What did you say? I was going to say, does that mean like back then, like now we're bummed when you have thot daughter. Does that mean back then they were kind of like, yes, she's a whore.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah, man. So we're the ones who started caring about thot daughter.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
No, I was inside all day, all night. I went out to walk the dog. That was it. Really? The stars were good last night. Was it a special star day?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What the fuck are you talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
It was like a lunar eclipse and a blood moon, right? Like a red blood moon or something?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
I was probably like, you fucking think I'm mad. He's a loud drunk. I'm like, keep doing it. He's a loud drunk.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It wasn't my idea. I didn't even want to do this.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
Never. Never. I said you would. Never. I said you would. So good, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
She kept being like, did you smell it in there? I'm like, no. She goes, dude, it was the worst smell. It was the worst fart I've ever smelled.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
We had the same food. I can see the other T.O. getting him all good.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 543 - Spyder's Web
It was truly... It was fucking... Yeah, what a better way to ring in your fucking birthday than fucking authentic black guys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 556 - Spud Sucker
The lady who jerked off the dolphin is still alive. Works at SeaWorld? Yeah. She works at SeaWorld. No, she's like 80-something.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 556 - Spud Sucker
This Sunday, April 27th, live paintings in the mouth. Speak easy. We got a special guest. And then, yeah, paintings in the mouth. That's it. All right. Sorry, guys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 556 - Spud Sucker
I'd love a bearded dragon. They don't shed or nothing, right?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 556 - Spud Sucker
Black people just stopped being... This is the first Irish vampire movie. Black people just stopped being portrayed as bad guys necessarily all the time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Like, what do you mean, if they say it and sock me? Yeah. But what if they just say it?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
And then I sock.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
So I can level up my own crime.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
What if he whispers it though? Just like not, not, he's not being actually threatening. He just hits you with a whisper is action. A whisper. You got to take action. Well, he's got to be close.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
You're about to go to the blackest place.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
We were listening to that today on the way in here. It's so good. It's so funny. When he called, I forget the designer's name. He's like, he's one of them. Virgil? Not Virgil. Okay. It was somebody else. Because he's beefing with the dead man. He's beefing with Virgil now?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Compared to everyone?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
What was the food like? That seems like you're doing cowboy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah, it had to be top shelf barbecue. Beating beans, brother. What was the level? If you were at like a... You'd say a 10 for your dress? I would say, yeah. What was everybody else at, number-wise?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Damn.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
You got to shit? Yeah. Go on, bro.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It's espresso. Do you usually fuck with espresso? No. Oh, man. Can we get some audio from the bathroom?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah, the bathroom's not that close. It's not. To have to run, this is going to be nuts. I know. He's got some crazy brew in his hand.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I feel bad now. I was all hype. I got a Nespresso machine, so I just have the pods. I made us some espressos. I was like, get us woken up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
True. I know this is the worst thing he did.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
He blamed it on my coffee, but he just didn't get his morning crap out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
That's not what you're here for.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I hope he's... I'll wait.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It's got to be 15. Now I'm worried about him. I'm worried he died an Elvis death in there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah. I like the beginning where he was just explaining everything. He was like, this is all chaos, but we're going to figure it out. And then he gets there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah, should be illegal or should be legal? Well, I guess either way. Yeah, pretty much.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Really? It was like 15, 16% of people were like, it shouldn't be that bad. Yeah, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
He has some stances on this that he dies on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
We had a whole conversation before about the people who beat him up, like who just beat those guys up. I think it's great. I mean, he makes a good point. You can't just be beating people up for crimes they didn't do yet is like the point. But it's like that's the war.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Well, he's just sitting there. He's just watching him go through the whole thing, just live recording Kanye, just being like, all right, where do you want me to stand?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
That one took out all of us.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It's like you teach them everything. You teach them how to dress. You teach them how to, like, all the other shit. Like, you also got to know not to DM kids. Exactly.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I threw you under the bus.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
But, no, you got hit with one of those, too, I think.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I feel bad because I feel like the bro is going to hear this, but I was in Cleveland with Gardini, and afterwards we were hanging out with some people, and his mom was there. Gardini? No. No, not him. If Grannini's mom was being horny, I'd have locked that up to the day I died.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
She already threw LaMera to the bus. The lady was being horny. She was being horny, but not like to us. She was being horny because we knew y'all and just saying some outlandish things about what she would do. But he's like as close as we are while she's saying like... who she would do what to.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
And it was like, it was kind of graphic. It was like, take a picture and tell them I'll do this. And it was like, I just wanted like a selfie with us. And then it also was like, send it to him and say, yeah, I'd like to know. She was like, I'll suck. I'll suck him off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah. It was just, it was Shane. She was like Shane. And, uh, would she let me watch? She'll probably suck you too. She was very specific about sending this to him, tell him I'll suck him.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I never told you that? No. No. Uh, yeah, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna obviously say it on the internet, but yeah, I was walking down the street. Um, this was months ago now, like last August. Uh, and, uh, somebody, like a guy just starts yelling my name and I, I got, I was just feeling myself for a second. I was like, we up. And then it was.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
But then I turned, I like recognized his face like, oh shit. And then, you know, we shook hands and like, then I was bummed about that right afterwards. Like, cause it's like- No pun intended. You technically got bummed.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
damn so what was he uh i don't know i don't i asked like what happened he just was like it's a good question homeless guy what happened yeah yeah because i mean when i you guys were like boys yeah yeah like we were like i've been to i've been to his house he's been to my crib when we were kids and shit like that like that level like you know i was in myspace days he was on my top eight like that did you tell him that's pretty sick
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Huh? He's probably still in your top eight. If I could ever find him, he's probably still up there. Now, when you guys talked, first of all, what happened?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
No, he was cool. The first time we saw him, he was just kind of sitting there. He just kind of was like, he did say to me like a couple of times, like, I just want somewhere to, like, I just need somewhere to stay. You tell him where you're like, I live right in the neighborhood. I wasn't even close to saying nothing like that to him.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
What threw me off was him being here from all the way from PA. I mean, I feel like I have a reason to be down here. It was like to just get from right outside Philly all the way to Austin to be homeless. Probably weathered. He did it by foot. Yeah, but it's so fucking true.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
that's a bus stop he had a larger plan i don't think he do you think did he plan on getting here he just got like stuck here oh i i think i think it was a stuck here thing yeah but i mean like but when i the thing that was weird about it those guys kind of fly by the seat of their pants a lot of the times yeah he was cool growing up though like he had a good upbringing he wasn't like in those shit i don't want to if i was about to start getting extra specific i know what you mean i dude i knew a guy who uh in philly i saw him at i was at a train station
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Thank you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Thank you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Thank you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
He calls somebody an agreeable Kamala nigga. He's just devastating. Was that what you were talking about?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I appreciate it, man. The vibes are already incredible.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah. Yeah, there was moments where I was just like, damn. He'll bring it back. He's not doing a bit. I was really hoping he was doing a bit. I think the last time we were talking about it, I was like, he's doing a bit. Listen to that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
You mean with the doge stuff, just see what happens? That's what I feel. Plus, I got a little doge. I'd love to see it work out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It went down. It went down by more than half. But it went up a lot because of the original. The doge coin? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It's been around for forever. And Elon just used to hype it up. It was a meme coin and shit. And Elon hyped it up. And then he would tweet about it. It would jump up. And then he was always making it grow. I got it just once because it was on the Robin Hood app. And I had... I would put like a dollar in every now and again just because it was there. And I was like, fuck it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
And then it went from being like under like .0003 of a penny to being worth, what's it like? You said 17 cents now? 17 cents now. Yeah. That's sick. And again, I had like $30 of it when it was nothing. And now it's kind of nice. It's kind of nice. You're rich. I'm not rich, but... It was like $1,000.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I was like, yes. That's kind of tight. At one point, I had it like way higher. And then it went all the way. Is that why you support dudes so much? That's literally why I support. It's very selfish interest. Mm-hmm.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I think also the guys with all the money, they have all the three things. Yeah. I think too, if you want, if you're like the personality type that you want to get into politics, like you probably have the personality type where you've already thought of all the other shit that we complain about. And you're like, no, I want in on that. Like, and that's what you dive into. It's like,
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
You go home, this is none of the biggest work anymore. Oh, shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
The fuck do you do? local politicians don't get paid much but i do think they do like like little shit big time yeah if you're getting in charge of who gets to pave the roads and shit it's like dude that's so much money there was this lady in jersey city when i was living there like the year before i left for two years she worse polish she did like you said worse what
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah. There was this lady, she did like a clear hit and run, like texting and driving. Like it was on camera. She hit some dude with her, like a biker with her car, which I mean, she did what we all kind of want to do sometimes. But blasted through them, never stopped. They got her for it. And then they started, like, digging into all of this.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
She never got in trouble for that hit and run either, I think. But they started digging into her, like, information or whatever. And then they found out she was, like, living in housing that was supposed to be for families who made, like, under $60,000 a year or something. And her and her husband were both making, like, $70,000, $80,000 or something.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
You know, but then living in a house that's meant for people who aren't making that much and just –
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I'm not even going to lie. Yeah, I would try not to, but the city.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Just ruin Wyoming.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Or he'd have them in the choir. He'd have the biggest choir of all time. He's like, I gave y'all shoes and shirts.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah, it's got to be. I want to say a million, but that seems a lot. But there's got to be a million.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Oh, Drew.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Can you even get bird flu from eggs? No.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah, like fucking I'll die. I'll die in that field is right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Hell, you crushed it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Ha ha ha!
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Just to beat up kids.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
No, he's using it like he grew up with black people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I've been waiting for you guys. That's been my theory my whole life. Not my whole life, but in the last 10 years is they will know all your porn history. That's why I just started talking about all the porn.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
shot that's what charleston white was saying the shot nips yeah it wasn't it was like his own like his own gang got jealous of him that's what he said again just saying it's not the guy for like the original story because it wasn't the original story like he was beefing with i think he like the story i heard when it happened was there was like a guy they were all cool who got caught snitching or something they were like you can't hang with us no more you you're done and then he came back salty like and they saw him walking up and they're like here he comes again with this shit and shot him because but they were thinking like
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It would be like if one of us just came up to you after we were beefing and just were like, I'm spazzing now. You're not going to think at all that we're about to actually do something that crazy to you. Maybe. I don't know. That was the OG story. It was like a friend that wasn't a friend no more. A friend of me. Yeah, a friend of me.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Was able to get too close because they still had friend-like energy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
yeah i remember being a kid and finding out like certain rappers wasn't for real and it was just like it made me so sad think about it it's like why because they didn't murder like a fucking teenager yeah yeah like as an adult you're like that was dumb but it used to bum me out i was the same way i was like dude if you guys didn't fucking sell crack and murder people i don't want to hear about yeah yeah this is all bullshit you're not talking real murder it's true
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
It just started bothering y'all, I think. Nobody's ever cared. That's what I thought. The taking it back, it used to make me jealous how much y'all could just not feel that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
I feel like if you've been throwing it out there, you're like, well, where are you now?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
Yeah, that's what sucks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
that's what I'm saying you have to yeah and if you don't people will be like what are you a bitch yeah and it's like no I just had shit to do later on that day getting it all worked up I get it it's quite the conundrum man cause you can't yeah if you don't do anything then it's like damn this guy's a fucking bitch and then you don't go live you will feel like one later like I would go home and be like ah
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)
The internet might be like, sweet, but if it gets like further and it's like, wow, now I got an assault charge. Because it's still not legally, like on paper, you can't just sock somebody and then go about your day if they go, I got your license plate or whatever.
Monday Morning Podcast
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
When you fucking go out and you eat a whole fucking pig and your stomach's like, what the fuck did you just do to me? Rather than not eating a whole fucking pig again, you can take this shit and it'll make it feel like eating a whole pig yourself is okay.
Monday Morning Podcast
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
It was that cover. My back door. Now my bitch don't come no more. Moving on over. Rocking on over. It's just sitting there going, oh, my God.
Monday Morning Podcast
NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
You know? I got all the time in the world, and I don't want to go on living. You know, you see it's a juxtaposition there. You know what I mean? It's like I got all this time in my hands, but I don't want any time because my woman left me or something like that, right? It's like when a fucking bull wants to fuck a cow, but ain't running around but a pig.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Come on! Do it! Who's... Holy shit. What the? What is going on here? What the fuck just happened? What just happened? Holy shit. Three million. How the hell did we? Look at this shit. I got stuff flying everywhere. We got flags flying. What the hell just happened? I just noticed the flag didn't come down. Where the hell did it go? No way. No, we didn't. There it goes. There it goes.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
There it goes. 500,000 to the listening audience.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Oh! Look at that guy. What a singer that guy. You guys have never seen this, have you?
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Oh, man. Man, you guys pulled this one, huh? I'm still here, but you ain't gone.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Oh, wait! Who the hell's that? Let's go. Are you, like, live here? Or is this, like, did you record? We're live, baby. We're live. Holy shit. I'm not even supposed to curse anymore.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Coming at you from Ireland right now, live, man. That was such a fun night, and I'm so glad I got to be at your birthday party. That was amazing.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Bro, I'm so honored to be your friend. And I do love America with all my heart, man. I really, really do. You know that. And I'm just so happy with everything that's coming down the pipeline. And dude, you were the guy for the job, bro. You were the guy for the job. And I texted you, or I think I FaceTimed you actually the other day. You did. And it's so emotional.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
If there was one person that you could choose for this role, if there was one person you could pick to be in the position you're in, it's you, man. There's nobody better. There's nobody that has more of a humble heart that's going to steward this so well. And that's you, Dan. You know, I really I really believe it.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
I've been everywhere. And it's so funny. I give you this compliment. I'm just trying to love on you. And you put it back on me. You deflect it. You deflect it. Just receive it, man. Like the whole world's excited for you, dude. I'm excited for you. And this is a very emotional day for you and stuff. So when Paula was like, do you want to hop on and say hi to him?
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
I was like, I don't care where I am, what time of the night it is or whatever. I have to see my guy. I have to see my friend and root him on and just know that I'm supporting you, dude. I love you to pieces. I really do.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
If you give it back to me, friendship is over. All right. It's on tape. That was your birthday gift. The greatest gift ever. But it fits you better. You look better in it too, by the way.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Don't do it. Don't do it. Your boy, Dan, what do I say all the time to you? Do not get emotional about this.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
This is awesome. Facebook's our best friend now. But also, it's silly to jump on the fuck Facebook. This is the stupidest thing ever. I don't know. I don't know. Hold.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Back up at dusk on 8-8. No one's thinking about this. The reason no one's thinking about it is because I'm a fucking moron. That's the reason. But I would love to thank the Tampa Gino show for declaring this officially the second or third.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
I think the third Frank Fregese day. And I want to take this opportunity to accept this great honor.
The Dan Bongino Show
See You On The Other Side (Ep. 2442)
Look at this, these guys cutting out, look at this. Look at these guys in the other room. Oh, look at them, fancy. Go around again.
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
or for use that one my absence is not here that'd be so funny not the type of guy to say why could i actually see him saying that i would not say no i could actually see you being like accounted i can and then and then cash is like dude what did you just say and you're like why is that weird that's not weird why is that weird you don't want to know the cinema come on cash doesn't kind of say something weird he'd be like
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
The one where they swing the ball. They had that in high school? No, the way where they're like...
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Why are you crying? He wants the podcast to stay. Why are you crying?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
I did the same thing. Where were we? On the other side of the store?
The LOL Podcast
The Final Episode.
Oh, it's April Fools. It's April Fools. It's April Fools. It's April Fools. That was funny, though. That was funny.