Nate Tice

I'm the human victory cigar at Wisconsin.

You know, that I would come in when it was a blowout.

And then they ran a, what they call lonesome, which is a quarterback keeper.

And it was a play that isn't supposed to have a lonesome on it because it was designed to get me smoked by like an edge rusher or something like coming off the edge.

and we're playing indiana not not this iteration of indiana yeah old 2010 indiana yep uh 83 scoring 83 points on them indiana uh so yeah that's why i got dropped in there and then the dn was just lazy and i just was able to scoop by him for for a touchdown but i was supposed to get i was supposed to get decleted or clotheslined or tombstoned or whatever wrestling move you want to say that was the plan that's awesome did you have a touchdown celebration ready

I did the JJ Watt shrug when we were teammates, but I don't think anyone realized what that was trying to do.

I got whiplash, too, because my teammate Ryan Groy head-butted me so hard after I scored, so I might have been a little concussed.

No passes.

Just a round, baby.

No incompletions.

Yeah.

No, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

You have more touchdowns.

You make all the shots you don't take.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Yeah, no, dual threat weapon.

That's how everyone associated me with that 5-2-40 I was running.

Yeah, and they've needed this for like three years now.