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I don't know what you thought was weird. I'm guessing from what I'm listening is that you thought the dog thing was weird, but you have to understand like where I'm coming from. Golden retrievers, they're like sweet and they're loyal and And, you know, they're playful.

It's my profile, Michael. It's what it says on there. I have to live it up.

I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am the golden retriever. That's who I am.

I'm excited. That is not... My tail's lagging.

I got to go. Please reconsider.

It might be a no right now, but wait till he sees me tomorrow. It's going to be a yes.

Bye, guys.

I mean, you guys tell me. Okay. The prompt, it says, all I ask is that you... And then my answer is, all I ask is that you don't have a beard.

It's very specific. I just don't like the beard. I mean, kissing a guy with a beard, I've done it before. What about you, Jeff?

Okay. Super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So, you know, I asked that the guy who responded, please don't have a beard. And, of course, the guy who responded has a beard. Okay.

Yeah, but I did ask him if he wanted to go out with me, if he could shave it off, and he actually shaved it off.

His name is Michael. I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

So we've continued to talk about my profile because he did mention another part that I have on there. And what it says is, dating me is like having a human version of a golden retriever. I'm always happy to see you. I will smother you with attention and affection. And once in a while, I nibble. Oh, they're gonna say pee on the carpet.

Yeah. Yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile. He didn't really get to see a lot of pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures, and I actually ended up putting five of the same exact picture. What?

Guys do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say a little too much on their profiles. Sure. Okay.

Yeah, he said he really liked my dress, and he was really impressed with how long my hair was. I guess he couldn't tell from one picture.

to keep yours huh let's take forever to grow that okay so aside from all the physical stuff that we've been talking about did you have a good personal connection with michael like what did you guys actually do so yeah we went to grab some wine at this really nice spot i know about and we talked about paddle boarding and pharmacies pharmacies we talked about our favorite ones because not all of them are nice

Well, I asked him. I said, hey, you don't want to let me give you my golden retriever? Yeah.

When I rubbed my nose on his cheek, and he didn't like it.

Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me to give you the golden retriever? And I thought he would like it, but he didn't think it was cute at all. I think I scared him.

Not that I could think of, but there could have been.

I don't know. I think I really scared him a little bit with my nose kiss.

Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had a really good connection. Like, we talked about paddle boarding a lot. And remember our conversation about the pharmacies, Michael? Wasn't that great?