Nathan 'Curly' Marks

So I get there.

They rush me straight in.

They've had to fucking call the Centre for Disease Control.

You know, these blokes who are running the COVID show, they've come down to the Curly Show too, the cunts, trying to fucking fix me up.

And they found I had these fucking three infections.

I was in bed for about a week on my deathbed.

They didn't think I was going to live because the infection was just too high.

And they couldn't beat it because it just formed this super bug that they didn't have antibiotics for.

So they've tried all these antibiotics on me.

Nothing's working.

They've thrown me in about six, seven surgeries.

They had to put a fucking pipe in my head.

Yeah, there's one here.

Can't even smoke this thing, mate.

It's a fucking.

Yeah, inserted in the cavity of my eyebrow.

So that was because the antibiotics weren't working.

So we got to try and get air in there.

So they fucking thought, you know, the best thing we could do to get air in there is put a fucking metal pipe in his head.

You know what I mean?