Nathan Radke

And over the years, there's been some truly bizarre things that have been sold.

A cornflake shaped like Illinois, which made, I think, $1,300.

A suit of chainmail armor for a guinea pig, which came at $1,200.

William Shatner's kidney stone.

So, yeah, so your screen right now is just filled with ceramic-faced, glassy-eyed monstrosities, I'm guessing.

Yeah.

I mean, that's some high-grade creepiness right there.

And it's kind of a sneak preview as to what your nightmares are going to look like tonight.

But the thing is, this is eBay you're probably on.

eBay policy forbids the selling of souls.

Okay.

But you can sell an item that you claim has a soul in it.

Anyway, go on.

So this is how you get around the policy of selling souls is that you're like, okay, to be in full compliance with the policy, the description of the haunted dolls should say something like, for entertainment purposes only, or no specific spiritual outcomes are guaranteed.

But I came across one listing that said, quote, all sales are final to preserve the item's energetic integrity.

That's magnificent.

Yeah.

It's like, you can't get your money back on this.

It's going to compromise the energetic integrity of this item.

So what's really being sold here?