Neal Freiman

Good morning for The Daily Show.

I'm Neil Freiman.

And I'm Toby Howell.

Today, Iran set up a toll booth at the Strait of Hormuz.

Good Friday morning.

Literally, it's Good Friday.

The markets are closed and Easter awaits in just a couple of days.

Did anyone have a crazier week than Jonathan the tortoise?

Probably not.

If you're unfamiliar, Jonathan is the world's oldest known land animal at 193 years old.

On Wednesday, famously April Fool's,

An account on X purporting to be his veterinarian, Joe Hollins, wrote that Jonathan had died.

An announcement that was taken at face value by outlets like the BBC and USA Today, which published stories eulogizing Jonathan.

But it all turned out to be fake news.

The real Joe Hollins called up newspapers and said he believed someone was impersonating him on X in order to solicit crypto donations.

Jonathan is very much alive, as alive as he has been.

Featuring bigger laughs, higher stakes, and the same heart that made this series a cultural phenomenon, you'll be rooting for Anthony and his hilarious fake co-workers as you laugh-cry through the finale.

I have not.

I would love to.

But did you know it's the tallest monument in the United States at 630 feet tall?