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I also think, you know how you can like carry around like a little personal fan for when you're hot? I think personal smoke machine for when you just want to like share a bit of detail about your life.

I also think, you know how you can like carry around like a little personal fan for when you're hot? I think personal smoke machine for when you just want to like share a bit of detail about your life.

I won't do it again. So how many, like, icebergs melted because of this lover spat?

I won't do it again. So how many, like, icebergs melted because of this lover spat?

I won't do it again. So how many, like, icebergs melted because of this lover spat?

So, okay, so I have a question which is, Like, do we have a quota as people for how nice we can be? And then if we are nice to AI all the time, are we then mean to our moms?

So, okay, so I have a question which is, Like, do we have a quota as people for how nice we can be? And then if we are nice to AI all the time, are we then mean to our moms?

So, okay, so I have a question which is, Like, do we have a quota as people for how nice we can be? And then if we are nice to AI all the time, are we then mean to our moms?

Right, right. And if you're mean to your mom, how many icebergs does that melt?

Right, right. And if you're mean to your mom, how many icebergs does that melt?

Right, right. And if you're mean to your mom, how many icebergs does that melt?

I love the idea of a four-star general showing up at the Pentagon and a PA being like, should I take you to hair and makeup?

I love the idea of a four-star general showing up at the Pentagon and a PA being like, should I take you to hair and makeup?

I love the idea of a four-star general showing up at the Pentagon and a PA being like, should I take you to hair and makeup?

As a kid, the only thing Ronald D'Souza feared more than getting pantsed was escalators. He feared that if he didn't tie his shoes before getting on an escalator, it would eat his legs. To this day, as an adult manager of the Macy's in Palm Desert, California, Ronald takes a beat too long to step on, waiting for the right step, missing the right step, and then waiting again for the right step.

As a kid, the only thing Ronald D'Souza feared more than getting pantsed was escalators. He feared that if he didn't tie his shoes before getting on an escalator, it would eat his legs. To this day, as an adult manager of the Macy's in Palm Desert, California, Ronald takes a beat too long to step on, waiting for the right step, missing the right step, and then waiting again for the right step.

As a kid, the only thing Ronald D'Souza feared more than getting pantsed was escalators. He feared that if he didn't tie his shoes before getting on an escalator, it would eat his legs. To this day, as an adult manager of the Macy's in Palm Desert, California, Ronald takes a beat too long to step on, waiting for the right step, missing the right step, and then waiting again for the right step.

One day, he was doing a VIP tour with vendors when the laces of his Oxfords came undone. He didn't notice and led the group to the escalator. That's when the escalator began to eat his shoe. He was reflexively pulled to his knees, and that's when his pant leg got sucked in, pulling his trousers down and showing off his tighty-whities. It was a double whammy childhood nightmare.

One day, he was doing a VIP tour with vendors when the laces of his Oxfords came undone. He didn't notice and led the group to the escalator. That's when the escalator began to eat his shoe. He was reflexively pulled to his knees, and that's when his pant leg got sucked in, pulling his trousers down and showing off his tighty-whities. It was a double whammy childhood nightmare.

One day, he was doing a VIP tour with vendors when the laces of his Oxfords came undone. He didn't notice and led the group to the escalator. That's when the escalator began to eat his shoe. He was reflexively pulled to his knees, and that's when his pant leg got sucked in, pulling his trousers down and showing off his tighty-whities. It was a double whammy childhood nightmare.