Negin Farsad

To impress her, he would buy concert tickets, Michelin-starred meals, a straight-up yacht in a landlocked town, but never mind. One time they took her nephew to a water park and she said, this is fun. Well, that was all the encouragement he needed because he immediately hired a water park architect to transform his backyard into a $1.2 million splashitarium complete with lazy river and wave pool.

To impress her, he would buy concert tickets, Michelin-starred meals, a straight-up yacht in a landlocked town, but never mind. One time they took her nephew to a water park and she said, this is fun. Well, that was all the encouragement he needed because he immediately hired a water park architect to transform his backyard into a $1.2 million splashitarium complete with lazy river and wave pool.

To impress her, he would buy concert tickets, Michelin-starred meals, a straight-up yacht in a landlocked town, but never mind. One time they took her nephew to a water park and she said, this is fun. Well, that was all the encouragement he needed because he immediately hired a water park architect to transform his backyard into a $1.2 million splashitarium complete with lazy river and wave pool.

Only thing is that water park architect turned out to be a real dream boat. She ended up leaving Hollis Benton and all his wealth. On the upside, he saved money, proving the old adage, if you have to spend $1.2 million on a water park to impress your boo, she's probably not the one.

Only thing is that water park architect turned out to be a real dream boat. She ended up leaving Hollis Benton and all his wealth. On the upside, he saved money, proving the old adage, if you have to spend $1.2 million on a water park to impress your boo, she's probably not the one.

Only thing is that water park architect turned out to be a real dream boat. She ended up leaving Hollis Benton and all his wealth. On the upside, he saved money, proving the old adage, if you have to spend $1.2 million on a water park to impress your boo, she's probably not the one.

Is it that one Harrison Ford ad?

Is it that one Harrison Ford ad?

Is it that one Harrison Ford ad?

Over and over?

Over and over?

Over and over?

Oh, so you're Harrison Ford.

Oh, so you're Harrison Ford.

Oh, so you're Harrison Ford.

So he has enough money to buy a landfill? I mean, I've never bought one myself. No, he's going to pay... So just how much are these landfills running these days? Also...

So he has enough money to buy a landfill? I mean, I've never bought one myself. No, he's going to pay... So just how much are these landfills running these days? Also...

So he has enough money to buy a landfill? I mean, I've never bought one myself. No, he's going to pay... So just how much are these landfills running these days? Also...

Yeah, this feels like a promissory note.

Yeah, this feels like a promissory note.