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And welcome back to WSHIT, this hour of WSHIT news sponsored by Jerry's Pawn Shop and Petting Zoo. At Jerry's, we're making deals while the piggies squeals. On a follow-up to a follow-up story, after newly elected Mayor Sloughbush announced that Tom Beetleberry would be the president of the Crabapple Women's Club, the citizens of the township were outraged.

And welcome back to WSHIT, this hour of WSHIT news sponsored by Jerry's Pawn Shop and Petting Zoo. At Jerry's, we're making deals while the piggies squeals. On a follow-up to a follow-up story, after newly elected Mayor Sloughbush announced that Tom Beetleberry would be the president of the Crabapple Women's Club, the citizens of the township were outraged.

And welcome back to WSHIT, this hour of WSHIT news sponsored by Jerry's Pawn Shop and Petting Zoo. At Jerry's, we're making deals while the piggies squeals. On a follow-up to a follow-up story, after newly elected Mayor Sloughbush announced that Tom Beetleberry would be the president of the Crabapple Women's Club, the citizens of the township were outraged.

In response, Mayor Sloughbush put out a video further enraging the citizens of Crabapple He then signed into law buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas, causing the township to be further outraged and mostly drunk.

In response, Mayor Sloughbush put out a video further enraging the citizens of Crabapple He then signed into law buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas, causing the township to be further outraged and mostly drunk.

In response, Mayor Sloughbush put out a video further enraging the citizens of Crabapple He then signed into law buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas, causing the township to be further outraged and mostly drunk.

In response to the BOGO declaration, the pastor of the Hard Sword of the Lord called the mayor and demanded that he rescind the buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas. So if you're following up to this point, everyone is outraged at everyone.

In response to the BOGO declaration, the pastor of the Hard Sword of the Lord called the mayor and demanded that he rescind the buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas. So if you're following up to this point, everyone is outraged at everyone.

In response to the BOGO declaration, the pastor of the Hard Sword of the Lord called the mayor and demanded that he rescind the buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas. So if you're following up to this point, everyone is outraged at everyone.

Now, with the entire township in chaos, Mayor Slowbush has put another pin in the paddle, signing yet another mayoral declaration that Crabapple citizens can only drink 2 alcoholic beverages per week. As you can imagine, most Crabapplians, this Crabapplian included, are very upset by this current declaration.

Now, with the entire township in chaos, Mayor Slowbush has put another pin in the paddle, signing yet another mayoral declaration that Crabapple citizens can only drink 2 alcoholic beverages per week. As you can imagine, most Crabapplians, this Crabapplian included, are very upset by this current declaration.

Now, with the entire township in chaos, Mayor Slowbush has put another pin in the paddle, signing yet another mayoral declaration that Crabapple citizens can only drink 2 alcoholic beverages per week. As you can imagine, most Crabapplians, this Crabapplian included, are very upset by this current declaration.

Our man on the street, Jimmy Peckerwood, caught up with some people on Main Street to find out how they felt about being limited to just 2 alcoholic beverages per week. Here's what one Crabapple citizen had to say.

Our man on the street, Jimmy Peckerwood, caught up with some people on Main Street to find out how they felt about being limited to just 2 alcoholic beverages per week. Here's what one Crabapple citizen had to say.

Our man on the street, Jimmy Peckerwood, caught up with some people on Main Street to find out how they felt about being limited to just 2 alcoholic beverages per week. Here's what one Crabapple citizen had to say.

And in further developing news, many citizens of the township have gathered in protest at Margarita Chacharitas and in a sign of solidarity are drinking as many alcoholic drinks as they possibly can, with some customers reportedly there for over 36 hours. While the local municipal hospital only reports a few minor injuries, the Crabapple Pharmacy has seen a run on pregnancy tests.