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The president made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation. Donald Trump says it is a negotiation. The president exempted smartphones, computers, and other devices from his new reciprocal tariffs.

The president later posting there was no tariff exception announced on Friday.

The president later posting there was no tariff exception announced on Friday.

Look at the size of that trophy next to J.D. Vance.

Look at the size of that trophy next to J.D. Vance.

Oh, and it looks like the trophy fell. That's unfortunate.

Oh, and it looks like the trophy fell. That's unfortunate.

But I use less toilet paper. I only use the Shatafa now. Your butt is clean, but your energy usage isn't. Look where you are on the cousin leaderboard. Your cousins are beating you in every category. Be more like Kareem. Please welcome Rami Youssef!

But I use less toilet paper. I only use the Shatafa now. Your butt is clean, but your energy usage isn't. Look where you are on the cousin leaderboard. Your cousins are beating you in every category. Be more like Kareem. Please welcome Rami Youssef!

What, uh... What do you got for the people next week? Well, big news for me personally, John. I'm going to space. Oh, wow. Yeah, the all-women mission went so well today that Jeff Bezos asked me to be part of the all-Asian one. I mean...

What, uh... What do you got for the people next week? Well, big news for me personally, John. I'm going to space. Oh, wow. Yeah, the all-women mission went so well today that Jeff Bezos asked me to be part of the all-Asian one. I mean...

Yeah, okay, but that's the point, John, okay? I'm the perfect mix of famous and disposable. It's known in the aerospace industry as the Katy Perry curve. Enough fame for news coverage, but you know, worst case scenario, the world can move on. Also, I have no problems peeing in a bottle. Peeing in a bottle? It's an 11-minute ride. Yeah, I got a thing. I got a thing with my... All right.

Yeah, okay, but that's the point, John, okay? I'm the perfect mix of famous and disposable. It's known in the aerospace industry as the Katy Perry curve. Enough fame for news coverage, but you know, worst case scenario, the world can move on. Also, I have no problems peeing in a bottle. Peeing in a bottle? It's an 11-minute ride. Yeah, I got a thing. I got a thing with my... All right.

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Disturbing video that shows Sean Diddy Combs kicking, shoving, and dragging his ex-girlfriend.

Disturbing video that shows Sean Diddy Combs kicking, shoving, and dragging his ex-girlfriend.

Tonight, heavily armed federal authorities raiding two homes belonging to legendary rapper and entertainment mogul Sean Diddy Combs.

Tonight, heavily armed federal authorities raiding two homes belonging to legendary rapper and entertainment mogul Sean Diddy Combs.

school track meet in Frisco, Texas. They're trying to figure out how this guy even got a knife in there in the first place. It happened in Frisco, just outside of Dallas. Witnesses say Anthony was under the opposing team's tent and wouldn't leave when he was asked to. That's when witnesses say Metcalf stepped in. Anthony reportedly challenged him, saying, touch me and see what happens.