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Is he nuts?

Is he nuts?

Is he crazy?

Is he crazy?

Is he a lunatic?

Is he a lunatic?

So you love your son?

So you love your son?

Here is the much celebrated thong. Lovely to look at, but not at all durable. No, no. So now take a look at these, if you would, a pair of the much ballyhooed edible panties. Okay, attractive, yes, but look very closely at the sell-by date. Okay, I'm sure these panties were tasty in March 1978. Well, which panties do you recommend, then?

Here is the much celebrated thong. Lovely to look at, but not at all durable. No, no. So now take a look at these, if you would, a pair of the much ballyhooed edible panties. Okay, attractive, yes, but look very closely at the sell-by date. Okay, I'm sure these panties were tasty in March 1978. Well, which panties do you recommend, then?

Oh, well, the oldies but the goodies, big old granny panties.

Oh, well, the oldies but the goodies, big old granny panties.

No, no, it's very easy. Yes, yes, yes, that's fine, that's fine.

No, no, it's very easy. Yes, yes, yes, that's fine, that's fine.

And I think we see it. Sorry. There we go. That certainly looks like smoke and white smoke.

And I think we see it. Sorry. There we go. That certainly looks like smoke and white smoke.

We have smoke and it is white smoke. There would appear to be a white smoke.

We have smoke and it is white smoke. There would appear to be a white smoke.

History at the Vatican. The first ever American pope.

History at the Vatican. The first ever American pope.