Nice Aunties

Another destination in the antiverse is MoMA, the Museum of Modern Anties.

when modern auntie culture is celebrated.

This is a social space where aunties gather, hang out, eat, chit-chat, have fun, chillax.

So one day, I said to my mother that she should show others how to make and then sell her delicious food.

She said, no, too tired.

So I imagined NASA, Nice Auntie Sushi Academy.

a culinary school on the moon where aunties share their cooking skills.

Here, amazing food is made available for all, 24-7.

Aunties in training learn how to forage fresh ingredients on the moon, how to slice fish, and the cat will ensure all lessons go according to plan.

But food isn't just used for eating.

in the auntieverse.

It's used for all kinds of relaxing activities.

I would love to soak in this ramen hot tub with my aunties.

Well, sushi is used extensively in aunties' spa for all kinds of beauty treatments and relaxing body wraps, a reference to many aunties' beauty tips, like putting cucumbers and other foods on their faces and bodies.

Personally, I have been wrapped down in coffee grounds and then wrapped in cling film.

It's very unsettling.

Along with many beauty treatments like lasers and acupuncture, I felt like I had to try under the promise of youth and beauty.

So many women undergo the pain of these beauty treatments to maintain body ideals and notions of beauty standards.

Sometimes it feels like having construction sites on our faces and bodies.

Does it actually work?