Nick and Jack

What do we got on the T-Boy? For our first story, the biggest story of the week isn't tariffs or the trade war. It's $2 billion at Harvard University. Harvard is losing $2.2 billion of federal funding, so we looked into the economics of endowments. For our second story, it's Coachella. It's still the biggest music festival in America, and we're in the middle of it right now.

What do we got on the T-Boy? For our first story, the biggest story of the week isn't tariffs or the trade war. It's $2 billion at Harvard University. Harvard is losing $2.2 billion of federal funding, so we looked into the economics of endowments. For our second story, it's Coachella. It's still the biggest music festival in America, and we're in the middle of it right now.

But the headliner this year isn't Sabrina Carpenter. The headliner of Coachella is the 60% of attendees who are on payment plans. We call it pay now, party later. Party later. And our third and final story. Some analysts on Wall Street think they've found the most recession-proof stock of all, Netflix. Netflix. So we need to talk about Netflix's new Dr. Evil goal. dollars.

But the headliner this year isn't Sabrina Carpenter. The headliner of Coachella is the 60% of attendees who are on payment plans. We call it pay now, party later. Party later. And our third and final story. Some analysts on Wall Street think they've found the most recession-proof stock of all, Netflix. Netflix. So we need to talk about Netflix's new Dr. Evil goal. dollars.

But the headliner this year isn't Sabrina Carpenter. The headliner of Coachella is the 60% of attendees who are on payment plans. We call it pay now, party later. Party later. And our third and final story. Some analysts on Wall Street think they've found the most recession-proof stock of all, Netflix. Netflix. So we need to talk about Netflix's new Dr. Evil goal. dollars.

You're just listening to us jacks doing the pinky thing. But yet is before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Whoa, what a mix of stories today. Love the mix, Jack. We're not astrology people, but we do believe there is a black hole on planet earth. And that black hole is in the back seat of an Uber taxi.

You're just listening to us jacks doing the pinky thing. But yet is before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Whoa, what a mix of stories today. Love the mix, Jack. We're not astrology people, but we do believe there is a black hole on planet earth. And that black hole is in the back seat of an Uber taxi.

You're just listening to us jacks doing the pinky thing. But yet is before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Whoa, what a mix of stories today. Love the mix, Jack. We're not astrology people, but we do believe there is a black hole on planet earth. And that black hole is in the back seat of an Uber taxi.

Because the only time we tend to lose things is when we're unbuckling our seatbelt in the back seat of an Uber. This Is it just us or does your phone always manage to escape your pocket in the back of an Uber Prius? Well, here's the news. Uber just published their annual list of everything left behind in Ubers last year. Basically, Uber's lost and found index, so we jumped into the numbers.

Because the only time we tend to lose things is when we're unbuckling our seatbelt in the back seat of an Uber. This Is it just us or does your phone always manage to escape your pocket in the back of an Uber Prius? Well, here's the news. Uber just published their annual list of everything left behind in Ubers last year. Basically, Uber's lost and found index, so we jumped into the numbers.

Because the only time we tend to lose things is when we're unbuckling our seatbelt in the back seat of an Uber. This Is it just us or does your phone always manage to escape your pocket in the back of an Uber Prius? Well, here's the news. Uber just published their annual list of everything left behind in Ubers last year. Basically, Uber's lost and found index, so we jumped into the numbers.

And it's really fun, frankly.

And it's really fun, frankly.

And it's really fun, frankly.

Like one passenger left a sewing machine in the backseat of an Uber last year. Jack, I can one-up you. One passenger left a plunger. Another left a urinal. A third left a chainsaw. Did you say urinal? Like a porcelain urinal? It wasn't plugged into anything. It wasn't being used. But yeah, it was a urinal physically. Nick, in three cases, passengers left behind live turtles in the car.

Like one passenger left a sewing machine in the backseat of an Uber last year. Jack, I can one-up you. One passenger left a plunger. Another left a urinal. A third left a chainsaw. Did you say urinal? Like a porcelain urinal? It wasn't plugged into anything. It wasn't being used. But yeah, it was a urinal physically. Nick, in three cases, passengers left behind live turtles in the car.

Like one passenger left a sewing machine in the backseat of an Uber last year. Jack, I can one-up you. One passenger left a plunger. Another left a urinal. A third left a chainsaw. Did you say urinal? Like a porcelain urinal? It wasn't plugged into anything. It wasn't being used. But yeah, it was a urinal physically. Nick, in three cases, passengers left behind live turtles in the car.

Another passenger left their divorce papers. Another passenger left taxidermy. Our favorite, though, is a Viking-era drinking horn. I'm surprised the driver reported that one. I would have just snagged that and not told anybody. That's a keeper, Jack. But yetis, we got even more curious and we wanted to know what U.S. city is actually the most forgetful.

Another passenger left their divorce papers. Another passenger left taxidermy. Our favorite, though, is a Viking-era drinking horn. I'm surprised the driver reported that one. I would have just snagged that and not told anybody. That's a keeper, Jack. But yetis, we got even more curious and we wanted to know what U.S. city is actually the most forgetful.

Another passenger left their divorce papers. Another passenger left taxidermy. Our favorite, though, is a Viking-era drinking horn. I'm surprised the driver reported that one. I would have just snagged that and not told anybody. That's a keeper, Jack. But yetis, we got even more curious and we wanted to know what U.S. city is actually the most forgetful.