Nick Baumgardner

There's something about a million that perks your ear up.

I understand you being a millionaire and all.

No, no, no, no.

From your lips to God's ears.

Anybody out there.

I'm five, eight and a half.

I can't dunk.

But if somebody said, hey, a million dollars for you to try.

My job for the next how many ever months would be trying to dunk.

Here's my suggestion to the NBA.

We need a one-on-one tournament, but it can't be too regular.

We have a dunk contest that is too regular.

Put it on an Olympic-style rotation where every other year you have the one-on-one tournament and you rotate that with a slam dunk contest.

And I'm tempted to say this out loud, and I'll go ahead and say it.

Invite the professional dunkers.

Just invite the professional dunkers.

The NBA can be in it, but also the professional dunkers can be in it.

See, I feel that's why some players wouldn't do it because it's like, oh, if we let, and no disrespect to them, in their minds, average Joes do it and we get beat.

People are going to look at us differently.

Well, that's why the stars won't do it.