Nick Gillespie

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I'm living my best life, so thank you.

I'm living my best life, so thank you.

I'm living my best life, so thank you.

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So that's a prophecy from a 2004 South Park episode. The question, we know that we are always choosing between giant douches and turd sandwiches. The question is, how do we get to something better than that? And what I would argue is by breaking free and showing the political parties that are shrinking in mind share and market share in the latest Gallup poll,

So that's a prophecy from a 2004 South Park episode. The question, we know that we are always choosing between giant douches and turd sandwiches. The question is, how do we get to something better than that? And what I would argue is by breaking free and showing the political parties that are shrinking in mind share and market share in the latest Gallup poll,

So that's a prophecy from a 2004 South Park episode. The question, we know that we are always choosing between giant douches and turd sandwiches. The question is, how do we get to something better than that? And what I would argue is by breaking free and showing the political parties that are shrinking in mind share and market share in the latest Gallup poll,

30 of people called themselves republican 26 called themselves democrat 42 called themselves independent we need to show our independence in order to get out of this scenario where we are constantly just voting for either a giant douche or a turd sandwich thank you very much sarah longwell

30 of people called themselves republican 26 called themselves democrat 42 called themselves independent we need to show our independence in order to get out of this scenario where we are constantly just voting for either a giant douche or a turd sandwich thank you very much sarah longwell

30 of people called themselves republican 26 called themselves democrat 42 called themselves independent we need to show our independence in order to get out of this scenario where we are constantly just voting for either a giant douche or a turd sandwich thank you very much sarah longwell

Can I just ask, is anybody going to get those cookies?

Can I just ask, is anybody going to get those cookies?

Can I just ask, is anybody going to get those cookies?

All right. All right. I see how it's going to be.

All right. All right. I see how it's going to be.

All right. All right. I see how it's going to be.

Well, now you're just in the range of total fantasy and speculation, so...