Nick Lynch

I was like, were you addicted to opiates and you didn't want to take the chance?

Yeah.

I have had that happen once too, but it was because they didn't think that I needed it because they thought the tooth was not, that the nerve was dead.

The nerve was not fucking dead.

and uh he did and uh it yeah it hurt less than the fucking needle so i don't yeah so okay i was literally just gonna get us back on track but that reminds me like why are doctors doctors doctors why are doctors and doctors and dentists so uh like

Okay, so I was stepping over my cat at the old house.

And the son of a bitch decided that that was a great time to like run.

And he ran directly where I was stepping.

And so I hit my pinky toe on the corner of a wall and broke that motherfucker in half.

So I spent the next 30 minutes or so trying to like my pinky toe was literally sticking exactly out at a right angle off of my foot.

makes sense so i kept trying to like pull it back to the front and i couldn't like no matter what i did it would not like go from the right angle so i went to the urgent care and he walked in he's like oh shit yeah that's broke well let's take an x-ray i was like okay i mean clearly it's broken uh so they take an x-ray and he's like okay we're gonna wrap it up for you and i just want you to go see an orthopedic person on monday and it was friday night

Bro.

So I was like, wait, what?

So you want me to walk around with my toes sticking out the side of my foot for like three days?

And he's like, yeah.

I mean, I was like, can't you just set it?

Can't you just like pull it back?

And he's like, yeah, but it would hurt.

And there's nothing I can give you that's going to not make it hurt.

And I was like, just fucking set the toe, man.