Nick Martell

The Strait, it is closed right now.

We'll cover the next concrete update on the war in Iran when it comes.

In the meantime, I hope Jack mentions, it's my Q1 birthday.

It's like you never remember, man.

Are you kidding me?

Why have I not set up a recurring calendar invite?

How do you not have to count, you know, a quarter gift, a quart of champagne, a quarter cupcake?

In the meantime, happy Q1 birthday to all the 22ers who celebrate.

Jack, what have we got on today's T-Boy?

For our first story, after 11 falling quarters, Gucci just found a sugar daddy to save the fashion label.

It's

Google, Gucci and Google, they're doing smart glasses.

For our second story, Andreessen Horowitz, the world's most famous venture capitalist, just launched a 24-7 news show on X. And here's why.

The clips are the content.

And our third and final story, it's a New York City restaurant that's selling a half chicken entree for $40.

Oh, yeah?

But Costco sells a whole chicken for $5.

And yet he's asked to cause outrage on the internet.

So we'll tell you why.

Who to really blame?