Nick Martell

The hottest reservation is an affordable diner.

Get this, in this economy, even Wall Street is trading champagne for pancakes.

The real housewives of the Hamptons found a value meal.

It's called Babes, it's in Sag Harbor, and according to Bloomberg, it is the hardest reservation right now on Long Island.

We're rounding up on this one.

But Jack, the wait time at this diner on a Tuesday, it's over an hour right now.

I heard they rejected Billy Joel.

They wouldn't give him a table.

Not even a chance.

Few phenomenon capture this economy besties quite like this Hamptons diner.

Because the cheapest thing on the menu of this affordable diner is a $14 bacon, egg, and cheese on a muffin.

Yeah, but Jamie Dimon, he ain't getting a back table and bottle service at Surf Lodge this June.

He's doing hash browns at this 20-seat diner that doesn't take renovation.

Besties, last year we called it the value meal summer.

This year, we call it bacon, egg, and cheese summer.

You know, you know.

Now you know.

Jack, let's hit the three stars.

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