Nick Martell

Who's getting dunked on?

Kind of like Nike and Starbucks.

And finally, one New York City bar just gave away $15,000 of free drinks if the Knicks won, and they did.

But here's the crazy catch.

The bar didn't have to pay for that $15,000 of free drinks that they comped their customers.

Because at the same time they announced this promotion, free drinks if the Knicks win.

They made a prediction on Kalshi that the Knicks would win.

So they hedged themselves like an investment firm, Jack.

They lost $15,000 on the free drinks because the Knicks won, but they made $15,000 on the prediction markets because the Knicks won.

Jack feels like a scene out of season seven of Billions.

Now, time for the best fact yet, which is an answer to our T-boy trivia.

Jack, what do we got?

All right, so the question was, how often does Elon achieve the goals that he states publicly?

In the last 15 years, of his 602 goals, Jack, what percentage of the time was Elon on time?

He achieved 19% of his goals on time.

Interesting.

Now, 35% of the time, Elon was late or just didn't accomplish the goal.

33% of the time, Elon never told us if he achieved the goal or not, and we can't confirm publicly because only he has the data.

And for 13% of the time, those deadlines are still in the future and we're just not there yet.

We'll have to wait.