Nick Martell

I'm always being impressed if you can get one side bigger than the other.

That's a story for another pod.

Send it to your buddy who's squatting right now, and Jack and I will see you tomorrow.

Before we go, a happy 51st birthday to legendary Yeti Leanne Darmanin in Melbourne, Australia.

Happy birthday to Rotimi, the human encyclopedia who's celebrating their Geburtstag in Berlin, Germany.

And Frank Eikenberry is turning five years old on the way to school over in Fydeville, Arkansas.

Great to have you with us, Frank.

Nick, Frank is rolling his eyes right now.

It's Fayetteville.

We got you, Frank.

And Fersi Nunez from Middletown, New York from the Snacks Light Daily Days is turning 27 and celebrating the wins.

Happy birthday to Nicole Lawson turning 29 in St.

Louis.

And Zekiel Hernandez, the fifth grade basketball star of Yoruba Valley, California is celebrating the wins.

best birthday yet.

Happy birthday to Caleb Myers of Dallas, Texas.

And Joaquin Romero's got a 36th birthday in Junín, Argentina.

And to anyone else celebrating something today, make it a T-boy.

Celebrate the glutes, the wins.

This is Jack.