Nick Martell

The Puerto Rico song, it's already top 10 on the iTunes charts.

5 million views with this song on TikTok, 5 million streams on Spotify.

The Savannah Bananas already have a dance routine they do at baseball games of this song.

Now, this song sounds like every 80s sitcom theme song that you couldn't get out of your head in the 80s.

It's kind of like a distant cousin of Do You Like Piña Coladas, Jack?

Are you getting that?

Are you hearing that now?

Yeah, I am, Nick.

And according to music theorists, the DNA of this song is purposefully catchy.

That's right.

We jumped in T-boy style.

It's got 110 beats per minute and a pentatonic chord progression that would make Beethoven impressed.

It's almost like this song was engineered to go viral because it was, get this, the 2026 song of the summer.

The Puerto Rico song is the first AI song of the summer.

The creator of this song is a dude named William Stidler of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, but he goes by Sax Boy Billy on YouTube.

That's right.

He's a real human person.

And Jack said this dude, because as Billy himself said, I'm not a musician.

I'm a slob.

I don't claim this to be music.