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Nick Martell

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The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

$1,000 a ticket.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

$1,000.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

Now, the last World Cup, four years ago in Qatar, was the most expensive ever by far.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

But this one beats it by 5x.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

And this one beats our 94 World Cup by 40x.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

We repeat, this World Cup is 40 times more expensive to watch than the last time we hosted in 1994.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

But Jack, I got to point out, this is America.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

Did you see our willingness to pay for the heiress tour a couple of years ago?

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

FIFA sure did.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

But FIFA didn't just react to that by setting record high ticket prices.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

FIFA has brazenly sought ways to make extra money, and it all began in September with a crypto scam.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

Yes, last September, they seized on ticket anxiety when FIFA sold the Right to Buy token for hundreds of dollars each.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

Buying one Right to Buy token from FIFA guaranteed you the opportunity to buy a real ticket to a TBD match for probably $1,000.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

So you're paying hundreds just to pay for the right to spend another $1,000 when the tickets actually go on sale.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

It was a totally worthless token and a bunch of people fell for it.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

Okay, then in April, the tickets did actually go on sale.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

And FIFA wanted to price out the scalpers.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

So they set a price so high that scalpers wouldn't think they could turn a profit on it.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

They set prices at a thousand bucks a ticket.

The Best One Yet
🚽 “Houston, we’re rich” — SpaceX’s janitor millionaires. Greed World Cup. Pizza Hut’s 1996-ification. +The M.A.N.G.O.S.

And it wasn't just the high price, then came the theocracy.