Nick Martell

The most beautiful word in the English dictionary, according to our president.

But according to the Supreme Court, they're for Congress to decide, not the president.

So, if $166 billion of tariffs over the last year paid by American companies were illegal... Then I want a refund, said 3,000 companies who have sued the Trump administration.

I'm sorry, Jack, did you keep your receipt from that $16 airport acai bowl?

You know I did.

And I guarantee you, companies are keeping their $16 million receipt for the tariffs paid on the acai machine.

Oh, yes, they are.

But here's the problem, besties.

For two months, we've all been waiting.

Will the Trump administration issue refunds now that the trade war tariffs have been overturned?

Side note, each month that we wait to find out, the government owes an additional $650 million in interest on those refunds due, according to the New York Times.

Yes, we kind of need a decision ASAP, which leads to the news.

The White House set up a website on Monday to start the process of dishing out refunds for tariffs.

We call it Refundapalooza, baby.

But the U.S.

Customs and Border Control, they call it Consolidated Administration and Processing of Entries.

or CAPE for short.

It doesn't roll off the tongue.

Again, we whiteboarded this refund-a-palooza.

That's going to win every time, Jack.