Nick Middaugh

And the main thing that I told him was, hey, you know, no matter what happens to you or no matter what you do, You can come to me with anything. I love you beyond measure. There is nothing that could ever happen to you that would change that. What if he was collecting human heads in jars? I'd be visiting him in prison. Would you turn him in? Depends. What kind of heads are we talking?

What's the victim class?

What's the victim class?

What's the victim class?

Initially scream, probably. Go, oh my God.

Initially scream, probably. Go, oh my God.

Initially scream, probably. Go, oh my God.

Oh, yes. I love the Joe Dirt version of that.

Oh, yes. I love the Joe Dirt version of that.

Oh, yes. I love the Joe Dirt version of that.

Yeah, it is. But yeah, so that's kind of the conversation I have with him, and then it's a lot of conversations between... Me and my wife about what to look out for.

Yeah, it is. But yeah, so that's kind of the conversation I have with him, and then it's a lot of conversations between... Me and my wife about what to look out for.

Yeah, it is. But yeah, so that's kind of the conversation I have with him, and then it's a lot of conversations between... Me and my wife about what to look out for.

Yeah, as your kids grow, you know, like something I write about a little bit, it's like innately you lose proximity. Therefore, you lose some ability to protect them as they grow.

Yeah, as your kids grow, you know, like something I write about a little bit, it's like innately you lose proximity. Therefore, you lose some ability to protect them as they grow.

Yeah, as your kids grow, you know, like something I write about a little bit, it's like innately you lose proximity. Therefore, you lose some ability to protect them as they grow.

Yeah, yeah. He's already, I mean, he calls me bro sometimes. They're picking up all these little phrases from his friends at school. When he calls you bro, just say back to him, hey, man, don't be sus.

Yeah, yeah. He's already, I mean, he calls me bro sometimes. They're picking up all these little phrases from his friends at school. When he calls you bro, just say back to him, hey, man, don't be sus.

Yeah, yeah. He's already, I mean, he calls me bro sometimes. They're picking up all these little phrases from his friends at school. When he calls you bro, just say back to him, hey, man, don't be sus.

Hit him with that. That would fit, actually.