Nick Middaugh

Yeah, no. The best I could do is like Killian's or Voodoo Ranger.

I would have thought you guys were straight Jack Daniels, like out of the bottle. There's a little bit of that, but the craft beer crowd is definitely a thing in Michigan. You go to places like Traverse City or up north, even west side of the state by Grand Rapids, they're big into craft beer. A lot of breweries out there. I just wanted like the fastest mechanism to get drunk.

I would have thought you guys were straight Jack Daniels, like out of the bottle. There's a little bit of that, but the craft beer crowd is definitely a thing in Michigan. You go to places like Traverse City or up north, even west side of the state by Grand Rapids, they're big into craft beer. A lot of breweries out there. I just wanted like the fastest mechanism to get drunk.

I would have thought you guys were straight Jack Daniels, like out of the bottle. There's a little bit of that, but the craft beer crowd is definitely a thing in Michigan. You go to places like Traverse City or up north, even west side of the state by Grand Rapids, they're big into craft beer. A lot of breweries out there. I just wanted like the fastest mechanism to get drunk.

Yeah, I mean, well, there's the Milwaukee Best I would drink, but I'd also get those 99 apples or, like, 99 vodka-proof shooters or whatever.

Yeah, I mean, well, there's the Milwaukee Best I would drink, but I'd also get those 99 apples or, like, 99 vodka-proof shooters or whatever.

Yeah, I mean, well, there's the Milwaukee Best I would drink, but I'd also get those 99 apples or, like, 99 vodka-proof shooters or whatever.

And I'd probably have, like, four of those.

And I'd probably have, like, four of those.

And I'd probably have, like, four of those.

No, it's like, hey, I'm going to take a shot, I'm going to drink half of this Milwaukee Best, and then I'm going to do another shot and then follow her up with some more beer. Dude, I ballooned from, I mean, when my alcoholism really took off was when I turned 21, naturally. Because before that, I was, like, relying on...

No, it's like, hey, I'm going to take a shot, I'm going to drink half of this Milwaukee Best, and then I'm going to do another shot and then follow her up with some more beer. Dude, I ballooned from, I mean, when my alcoholism really took off was when I turned 21, naturally. Because before that, I was, like, relying on...

No, it's like, hey, I'm going to take a shot, I'm going to drink half of this Milwaukee Best, and then I'm going to do another shot and then follow her up with some more beer. Dude, I ballooned from, I mean, when my alcoholism really took off was when I turned 21, naturally. Because before that, I was, like, relying on...

this network of buyers I had crafted out of like dudes I went to high school with, but were a few years ahead of me. And they also moved to Saginaw where I was living. So I'd like rotate through these people and.

this network of buyers I had crafted out of like dudes I went to high school with, but were a few years ahead of me. And they also moved to Saginaw where I was living. So I'd like rotate through these people and.

this network of buyers I had crafted out of like dudes I went to high school with, but were a few years ahead of me. And they also moved to Saginaw where I was living. So I'd like rotate through these people and.

Yeah, they'd buy me booze. Yeah. Um, so from the age of like 19 on a 21, it was rare that I went a night without it. The only barrier to that was any money I might not have had or, um, just the simple fact I wasn't 21. Once I turned 21, um, I mean, there was no more barrier except for money. How much weight did you gain? I went from 185 to 275. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, they'd buy me booze. Yeah. Um, so from the age of like 19 on a 21, it was rare that I went a night without it. The only barrier to that was any money I might not have had or, um, just the simple fact I wasn't 21. Once I turned 21, um, I mean, there was no more barrier except for money. How much weight did you gain? I went from 185 to 275. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, they'd buy me booze. Yeah. Um, so from the age of like 19 on a 21, it was rare that I went a night without it. The only barrier to that was any money I might not have had or, um, just the simple fact I wasn't 21. Once I turned 21, um, I mean, there was no more barrier except for money. How much weight did you gain? I went from 185 to 275. That's what I'm talking about.

I mean, right now, as I said, I'm at like 220. And I'm actually up a little bit from 210, thanks to the winter. Got to hibernate in Michigan. Um, I don't think that's true. No, it's not. But I like to think that it makes it easier when I go reach for the, for the kids fruit snacks at 3am.