Nick Shirley

Are you saying all that's real?

I'm declaring war on fat gay kids.

Not the kids themselves, but on whatever's making them so fat, gay, and pathetic.

I'm declaring war on fat gay kids.

Whatever's making them so fat, gay, and pathetic.

The president.

Oh, you know, the interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald's, and then, you know, candy and Diet Coke.

But he drinks the Diet Coke all the time.

He is a constitution of a deity.

I don't know how he's alive, but he is.

And he's at Mar-a-Lago.

He says that the only time that he eats the junk food is when he's on the road, and he wants to eat food from big corporations because he trusts it.

He doesn't want to get sick when he's on the road.

But when he's at Mar-a-Lago or at the White House, he's eating really good food.

So I think...

If you travel with him, you get this idea that he's just pumping himself full of poison all day long and you don't know how he's walking around, much less being the most energetic person any of us have ever met.

Oh shit, a moose's big ass.

So there should be plenty of children.

There should be footprints of children walking in and out.

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