Nick Viall

I told the story.

I was in the hot tub with her on Sunday and I didn't put her swimsuit bottoms on, whatever.

And so like sometimes a hot tub can like be a little rough on the skin because of that.

And so she got a little scratch on her bum.

I was like, River, you got a scratch on your bum.

And she's like looking at it.

And prior to that, we were taking pictures and sending it to Natalie because she was at some friend's house.

And so she was like,

kind of conceptualizing, oh, we just took a picture and now I'm looking at this picture of me and dad.

And like 20 minutes later, I was like, oh, you got some scratches on your bum and she's trying to look.

I'm like, I'll show you in the mirror when we get out.

And she like goes to my phone and she's like, take a picture of my butt and show it to me.

And then she got in the hot tub and propped herself up so that I could take her.

River did this?

Yes.

It was like, you're a fucking genius.

What's going on, everybody?

Welcome back to another exciting episode of the Vile Files Reality Recap Edition.

I'm your host, Nick, joined by the household.

I got my wife here.