Nick

Beyonce launches a new banger, you lose a bumper.

I'm sorry, could you just repeat all the, what did we just say, Jack?

On big album drop days by the big superstar musicians, you stream more, but some car skids more.

We're talking 40% more streaming equals 15% more accidents.

If Kendrick drops a diss track this weekend, there's going to be a six car pileup.

Oh, Jack, the next time BTS drops some fresh K-pop, we're going to take the subway.

But Nick, this is basically a story about distracted driving.

So if you do need to listen to BTS, don't reach down on your phone.

Tell Siri to play it for you.

Yeah, if you must listen to Harry Styles on a Friday, buckle up this time and wear a helmet.

It's a sign of the times.

It's not drinking and driving, streaming, and then crying.

Jack, let's hit our three stories.

For our first story, investors just got signals yesterday that the war in Iran could last a long time.

And you know what?

They didn't like it.

Because Iran's low-cost drones are weapons of mass extension.

Weapons of mass extension.

Now, Yetis, on Monday, honestly, Jack and I were checking the markets and we're kind of surprised by what we saw, right, Jack?

Stocks ended the day slightly higher on Monday, the first day of trading after the war in Iran began.