Nicole Byer
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Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I feel like my grandpa.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
He's like moments of clarity.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
He's like a 1952.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And I'm like locations.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
It's crazy.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
It was a Wednesday.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I don't know what's happening.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
It might have been a Wednesday.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
You were wearing pink.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
But it was after a show at UCB, and we went to eat, and I ordered a Caesar salad with bacon.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And they brought bacon lardons, which is just, like, fatty chunks of bacon.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And I was like, I don't want that.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I would like strips of bacon.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And then they came back with, like, the lardon just not cut.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
A slab.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
A slab of bacon.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And I just wanted normal bacon.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And I...
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
The server left and I went, this is not the bacon I want.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And I threw it against the wall.