Nicole Byer
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Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I learned on stage that women have more than two eggs.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Whoa.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
On stage?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Yeah, we were in an improv scene.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
How old were you?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Old enough.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I was past 20, 21.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Oh, wow.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
But we were in a scene, and I was like, well, women only have two eggs.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And Sashir went, hey, do you really think that?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And it was very clear that she was, like, out of the scene and, like, really concerned that I thought women only had two eggs.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I thought it was the fallopian tube and then those two eggs.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
And that's it?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
That's it.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Yeah, how do you get your girlfriend to go down on you?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
I didn't see.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
What happened?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Someone's going to hear that in their ear.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
They're like, oh, is that a big spit?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
It's okay.