Nigel Brennan
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And I was like, can you get me some annual salt?
And they're like, what?
It's like, oh, it's a suppository.
And they're like, what?
So just go to a chemist, like, if you can please just find some annual salt for me.
And I was there one night on my mattress, like, knees up to my chest.
pants down, sticking this suppository in, and Abdullah races in, pulls back the mosquito net, and he's like, are you exercising?
And I'm like, no, I'm sticking this up my ass.
And he's like, oh, that's disgusting.
And I was just like, well, give me some privacy.
Again, weaponized myself and said, I want you to teach me Arabic.
And they were like, no, it's too difficult.
And I said, well, it's your duty as a Muslim to teach me.
And they're like, no.
And I said, well, hang on.
Here in the Koran it says when a Muslim asks for your help in the religion of Islam, it is your duty to help them.
I could almost see them just say, fuck you.
And they were like, okay, we'll teach you.