Nikki Garcia

Wait, are you telling me that you have to have a separate appointment? That's what they were telling me.

Wait, are you telling me that you have to have a separate appointment? That's what they were telling me.

I do feel sad for him that he feels like he needs to come to Instagram and hopes that that'll be a way to get through to his dad. Yeah.

I do feel sad for him that he feels like he needs to come to Instagram and hopes that that'll be a way to get through to his dad. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And the first two were directed by the Wayans brothers. I don't know who directed the other few, but the Wayans brothers are taking it back over. So this will be directed by them again. So it'll be in the vein, I'm assuming, of the first two, which was explicitly funny.

And the first two were directed by the Wayans brothers. I don't know who directed the other few, but the Wayans brothers are taking it back over. So this will be directed by them again. So it'll be in the vein, I'm assuming, of the first two, which was explicitly funny.

Yep. I actually think Sarah was in the fifth one, too.

Yep. I actually think Sarah was in the fifth one, too.

I just want to sit in a movie and just be allowed to laugh. Yeah. So it is actually funny? Yeah. They're like, they're spoofs.

I just want to sit in a movie and just be allowed to laugh. Yeah. So it is actually funny? Yeah. They're like, they're spoofs.

Have you seen The Ring? No. Okay.

Have you seen The Ring? No. Okay.

When their daughter was 10 years old, from that point forward, it was decided that she and John would split Hannah's cost while he would split Alexa's cost with her mother. She claims that at the moment she told John that she was starting a savings account for Hannah and hoped I could save enough money to pay for her wedding or a down payment on a house.

When their daughter was 10 years old, from that point forward, it was decided that she and John would split Hannah's cost while he would split Alexa's cost with her mother. She claims that at the moment she told John that she was starting a savings account for Hannah and hoped I could save enough money to pay for her wedding or a down payment on a house.

The woman said their finances are kept separate and the conversation didn't come up again. So this was a conversation they had when one of their daughters at least was 10 years old. And she said, I'm saving up for my daughter to have a wedding. John could have asked Alexa's mom to start a bank account to save up for their wedding. Did not. And this is where we're at right now.

The woman said their finances are kept separate and the conversation didn't come up again. So this was a conversation they had when one of their daughters at least was 10 years old. And she said, I'm saving up for my daughter to have a wedding. John could have asked Alexa's mom to start a bank account to save up for their wedding. Did not. And this is where we're at right now.

And I don't think she's an asshole.

And I don't think she's an asshole.

Team mom.

Team mom.

Who do not agree.

Who do not agree.

John, you fucked up. Dirty John. Dirty John, man.

John, you fucked up. Dirty John. Dirty John, man.

It says, because the bride wanted to have a fun wedding that didn't break the bank, she started looking for local pizza restaurants that could host around 25 guests, but everything exceeded her budget.

It says, because the bride wanted to have a fun wedding that didn't break the bank, she started looking for local pizza restaurants that could host around 25 guests, but everything exceeded her budget.

I thought it didn't make sense to spend thousands on a pizza dinner, so I tried to think outside the box and come up with a venue that would be more fun, but still on the cheaper side, and they landed on Chuck E. Cheese.

I thought it didn't make sense to spend thousands on a pizza dinner, so I tried to think outside the box and come up with a venue that would be more fun, but still on the cheaper side, and they landed on Chuck E. Cheese.

There's that. But what I thought was also super cute about this story is that not only was it only $800, everybody got an unlimited game bracelet. So they were all playing arcade games for the reception. And then their like parting gift was they got a prize with the tickets that they won.

There's that. But what I thought was also super cute about this story is that not only was it only $800, everybody got an unlimited game bracelet. So they were all playing arcade games for the reception. And then their like parting gift was they got a prize with the tickets that they won.

I loved it. I was like, I don't know that I've seen The Bachelor make out with this many people the first night, but I was here for it. I was like, test the waters. Three?

I loved it. I was like, I don't know that I've seen The Bachelor make out with this many people the first night, but I was here for it. I was like, test the waters. Three?

He totally paused.

He totally paused.

It was quite a few.

It was quite a few.

Wait, can I just say that I don't think driver instructors get enough credit because that's a very dangerous job. Like, think about that, that you're literally in the car with somebody who does not know how to drive while everybody else is driving. You've got people driving crazy because they're experienced.

Wait, can I just say that I don't think driver instructors get enough credit because that's a very dangerous job. Like, think about that, that you're literally in the car with somebody who does not know how to drive while everybody else is driving. You've got people driving crazy because they're experienced.

Do it. Get in there. But I actually loved his women. I still do think Ali Jo is going to be the villain. Oh, for sure.

Do it. Get in there. But I actually loved his women. I still do think Ali Jo is going to be the villain. Oh, for sure.

Carolina.

Carolina.

You think she's giving villain?

You think she's giving villain?

Who is your favorite entrance?

Who is your favorite entrance?

Really? I was like, I really do love sparkles.

Really? I was like, I really do love sparkles.

This season, the housewives have had a target on their back. Do you think that it's based off of the previous season, like Phaedra being such a good trader that they think that you guys are so unsuspecting? Did you feel that they were targeting you in the house?

This season, the housewives have had a target on their back. Do you think that it's based off of the previous season, like Phaedra being such a good trader that they think that you guys are so unsuspecting? Did you feel that they were targeting you in the house?

I do. Going into the roundtables, what was your strategy for how you decided who you were going to vote out? Were you corroborating with specific people, trying to see how they were going to vote, or were you doing it just individualistically?

I do. Going into the roundtables, what was your strategy for how you decided who you were going to vote out? Were you corroborating with specific people, trying to see how they were going to vote, or were you doing it just individualistically?

Thank you. It's been a pleasure. Take care. Bye. All right. Bye. But one thing, too, that I wonder where I'm like, I understand like while you're in it, And it's so many people. But like for me, just even taking a step back and like, why was Boston Rob offered to come in already? And then we have a second offering of him back in the game.

Thank you. It's been a pleasure. Take care. Bye. All right. Bye. But one thing, too, that I wonder where I'm like, I understand like while you're in it, And it's so many people. But like for me, just even taking a step back and like, why was Boston Rob offered to come in already? And then we have a second offering of him back in the game.

Like to me, I would already immediately want to have him out because I'm like, why are we pushing so hard to have this man on the show?

Like to me, I would already immediately want to have him out because I'm like, why are we pushing so hard to have this man on the show?

Understandable.

Understandable.

But even piggybacking off of that, where I'm like, how do you think that Danielle is sliding under the radar so much? Because I feel like she was so obvious during that last challenge.

But even piggybacking off of that, where I'm like, how do you think that Danielle is sliding under the radar so much? Because I feel like she was so obvious during that last challenge.

Like, I don't think she's been named once at the roundtable. Mm hmm. No. Like if she hasn't been like one person. Yeah. I mean, I look like idiots.

Like, I don't think she's been named once at the roundtable. Mm hmm. No. Like if she hasn't been like one person. Yeah. I mean, I look like idiots.

She was just so obvious, like literally did not grab her photo once for the shield.

She was just so obvious, like literally did not grab her photo once for the shield.

Yeah. You're not afraid to get murdered. And then she's like, oh, shit.

Yeah. You're not afraid to get murdered. And then she's like, oh, shit.

I'm enjoying it a lot.

I'm enjoying it a lot.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

There's tension at a dinner, right? And Brynn's kind of poking at Uba and they're snapping back kind of, but just like not actual real conflict as they're walking out to the Sprinter van and they get in.

There's tension at a dinner, right? And Brynn's kind of poking at Uba and they're snapping back kind of, but just like not actual real conflict as they're walking out to the Sprinter van and they get in.

And you've got, like, all the women super emotional now and, like, Jenna Lyons is crying just being, like, be nice to Brynn because, like, this is the first time that some of these housewives are hearing about this assault.

And you've got, like, all the women super emotional now and, like, Jenna Lyons is crying just being, like, be nice to Brynn because, like, this is the first time that some of these housewives are hearing about this assault.

She's like guttural.

She's like guttural.

She goes into a room with Jenna and Raquel and she's like beside herself. But we don't see it. The door is closed. And Raquel's retelling it being like, no, like Uba's in Jenna's face being like, you believe her. You believe that I would do something like this and that she's, you know, from her faith and everything. She was like, may Allah strike me down and kill my firstborn if I did this.

She goes into a room with Jenna and Raquel and she's like beside herself. But we don't see it. The door is closed. And Raquel's retelling it being like, no, like Uba's in Jenna's face being like, you believe her. You believe that I would do something like this and that she's, you know, from her faith and everything. She was like, may Allah strike me down and kill my firstborn if I did this.

I did not do this.

I did not do this.

Well, she hasn't had it yet. But my whole thing is that it's like she leaves the room and whatnot. She's upset and screaming. Continue.

Well, she hasn't had it yet. But my whole thing is that it's like she leaves the room and whatnot. She's upset and screaming. Continue.

The assault, but lying about... And like the whole thing was about the fact of all these women getting up against Uba and the fact that like you would say something knowing this piece of information and then for Brynn to wait till after cameras are down everything and be like, whoops, maybe she didn't clock it because I was hysterical when I was having this conversation with her, but very much laid down the fact that like Uba was the only person that she told this to.

The assault, but lying about... And like the whole thing was about the fact of all these women getting up against Uba and the fact that like you would say something knowing this piece of information and then for Brynn to wait till after cameras are down everything and be like, whoops, maybe she didn't clock it because I was hysterical when I was having this conversation with her, but very much laid down the fact that like Uba was the only person that she told this to.

So that's why all the women are like, she would know this and say this still to you. So they're looking at Uba differently. And then after Brynn confesses that like, there might be a shot that Uba didn't clock it. Now they're looking at Brynn differently because they're like, how could you let this play out and not say anything and be so definitive that Uba knew? So Bryn leaves early.

So that's why all the women are like, she would know this and say this still to you. So they're looking at Uba differently. And then after Brynn confesses that like, there might be a shot that Uba didn't clock it. Now they're looking at Brynn differently because they're like, how could you let this play out and not say anything and be so definitive that Uba knew? So Bryn leaves early.

And it was also kind of bizarre because the next morning Bryn's completely fine about it. And she's sitting. It's like nothing happened. She texted producers asking to leave the next day. And then she's sitting with producers the next morning being like, yeah, you know, I'm just kind of like I move on. Like I could we could go horseback riding today. Yeah.

And it was also kind of bizarre because the next morning Bryn's completely fine about it. And she's sitting. It's like nothing happened. She texted producers asking to leave the next day. And then she's sitting with producers the next morning being like, yeah, you know, I'm just kind of like I move on. Like I could we could go horseback riding today. Yeah.

So that makes sense. And then production just shut it down. They were like, no, everybody's going home after this.

So that makes sense. And then production just shut it down. They were like, no, everybody's going home after this.

Yes. There is.

Yes. There is.

Well, before that, even then, something about Uba's character. Like, yes, she might. English is her second language. So when she gets frustrated, it's for multiple reasons. But like just showing to Uba's integrity, like she still asked after the fact. She was like, I just want to make sure, like, is Brynn okay? Yeah.

Well, before that, even then, something about Uba's character. Like, yes, she might. English is her second language. So when she gets frustrated, it's for multiple reasons. But like just showing to Uba's integrity, like she still asked after the fact. She was like, I just want to make sure, like, is Brynn okay? Yeah.

So she was still, even after everything, just wanted to make sure that Brynn was okay after everything.

So she was still, even after everything, just wanted to make sure that Brynn was okay after everything.

PR for Brynn.

PR for Brynn.

Kind of doubling down, but still not taking accountability, but claiming that she's good with four of the housewives and that she still has work to do with Psy, Uba, and Jessel, I believe. But it's like...

Kind of doubling down, but still not taking accountability, but claiming that she's good with four of the housewives and that she still has work to do with Psy, Uba, and Jessel, I believe. But it's like...

Erin commented on a reposting of this being like saying that we're sisters is a reach like I was hoping that Brynn would take accountability she has a lot of childhood trauma that she needs to work through but like pretty much saying the fact that you're not taking accountability like do not include me into your shit until you take accountability for it.

Erin commented on a reposting of this being like saying that we're sisters is a reach like I was hoping that Brynn would take accountability she has a lot of childhood trauma that she needs to work through but like pretty much saying the fact that you're not taking accountability like do not include me into your shit until you take accountability for it.

Because there's stuff being brought up. I guess Jessel confronts Brynn about a conversation where Brynn implied that Jessel is in love with somebody else that's not her husband, and it was said on camera.

Because there's stuff being brought up. I guess Jessel confronts Brynn about a conversation where Brynn implied that Jessel is in love with somebody else that's not her husband, and it was said on camera.

Like it's it's going to be eventful.

Like it's it's going to be eventful.

You have to think it's normal that people you're working with have personal investigators and teams and forensic scientists at their beck and call. That's something you might have done 10 years ago that you didn't think would ever come up, might.

You have to think it's normal that people you're working with have personal investigators and teams and forensic scientists at their beck and call. That's something you might have done 10 years ago that you didn't think would ever come up, might.

Ali's response in an Instagram story she writes thank you for all your support and kindness I am happy that prosecutors decided not to file against James as I never desired criminal charges we had an argument outside of his house related to him drinking again however I was not physically hurt I was shocked by the headlines and disheartened by how the event was portrayed we are no longer together but I'll always support James and wish him the best with his sobriety and healing thank you for understanding

Ali's response in an Instagram story she writes thank you for all your support and kindness I am happy that prosecutors decided not to file against James as I never desired criminal charges we had an argument outside of his house related to him drinking again however I was not physically hurt I was shocked by the headlines and disheartened by how the event was portrayed we are no longer together but I'll always support James and wish him the best with his sobriety and healing thank you for understanding

Yes, Angie.

Yes, Angie.

It was so wild too because it's like I've never watched somebody be able to find a way to turn themselves into the victim the entire time where it was just like, Well, how do you think I feel or I know them to be this? And it's like, again, you can have that experience, but you're not acknowledging who you claim to have been friends with.

It was so wild too because it's like I've never watched somebody be able to find a way to turn themselves into the victim the entire time where it was just like, Well, how do you think I feel or I know them to be this? And it's like, again, you can have that experience, but you're not acknowledging who you claim to have been friends with.

You're not acknowledging your friend's experience as to how you made her feel. And instead, it's always a counterback with, yeah, but I and how do you think putting me being put in this position is? And it's just like you inserted yourself into that position. Yeah.

You're not acknowledging your friend's experience as to how you made her feel. And instead, it's always a counterback with, yeah, but I and how do you think putting me being put in this position is? And it's just like you inserted yourself into that position. Yeah.

Which she claims she never does.

Which she claims she never does.

Even when she brought up the daughter thing and whatnot, where she was just like, even if you hate me, if you don't if you're not friends with me, can you at least apologize for doing that to my daughter? And she's like, well, that's a lie.

Even when she brought up the daughter thing and whatnot, where she was just like, even if you hate me, if you don't if you're not friends with me, can you at least apologize for doing that to my daughter? And she's like, well, that's a lie.

i mean this was obviously a stupid argument but like angie acknowledged it was stupid too by the way yeah and again after the fact and angie's not upset about actually being called a backup dancer i think she's saying that there's more context to it as if like meredith is calling her a follower yeah like saying you're the backup dancer like that's what she thinks that i think i was team angie there too because it while stupid you're right my understanding is meredith is using it as a dig

i mean this was obviously a stupid argument but like angie acknowledged it was stupid too by the way yeah and again after the fact and angie's not upset about actually being called a backup dancer i think she's saying that there's more context to it as if like meredith is calling her a follower yeah like saying you're the backup dancer like that's what she thinks that i think i was team angie there too because it while stupid you're right my understanding is meredith is using it as a dig

A hundred percent.

A hundred percent.

Yes.

Yes.

You were. Were you not in the background of the video? Yeah.

You were. Were you not in the background of the video? Yeah.

I was going to say sometimes it takes it takes a couple of seasons, though, because they want to make sure like lightning will hit twice. Like, you know what I mean? Maybe you put all your best foot forward and then you next season you're boring.

I was going to say sometimes it takes it takes a couple of seasons, though, because they want to make sure like lightning will hit twice. Like, you know what I mean? Maybe you put all your best foot forward and then you next season you're boring.

And stay out of Mary Cosby's DMs.

And stay out of Mary Cosby's DMs.

Listen, I say if you're spicing up the storyline, by all means.

Listen, I say if you're spicing up the storyline, by all means.

Do we feel like we have clarity now with the Whitney Alibaba of it all? She just got scammed.

Do we feel like we have clarity now with the Whitney Alibaba of it all? She just got scammed.

Yeah. And JT was not there. And also, don't forget the fact that last season JT was trying to get with Taylor. So it's like you telling this stuff about the boyfriend doesn't give altruism. It's giving, well, if you're single again, just know I'm the shoulder to cry on.

Yeah. And JT was not there. And also, don't forget the fact that last season JT was trying to get with Taylor. So it's like you telling this stuff about the boyfriend doesn't give altruism. It's giving, well, if you're single again, just know I'm the shoulder to cry on.

Did Parisa's slideshow at All Give Anybody How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days when she's like, I'm family.

Did Parisa's slideshow at All Give Anybody How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days when she's like, I'm family.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, we also say your party sucks if not only multiple people are leaving in a huff, but like the actual party thrower is the host of the party is also leaving his own party.

Yeah, we also say your party sucks if not only multiple people are leaving in a huff, but like the actual party thrower is the host of the party is also leaving his own party.

Like they want to hold her to the person that she was last year while she was going through a tough time. And then also sounds like her boyfriend has a real job and just like wants to help her protect her peace when it comes to these people and filming.

Like they want to hold her to the person that she was last year while she was going through a tough time. And then also sounds like her boyfriend has a real job and just like wants to help her protect her peace when it comes to these people and filming.

Like he's just not he's not trying to be the star of it. He's not trying to get in drama with everybody. So everyone's like, do you think it's your boyfriend telling you that you're not allowed to come to the party? And I'm like, maybe he just got back into town, wants to spend time with his girlfriend without cameras around because he's not on the show.

Like he's just not he's not trying to be the star of it. He's not trying to get in drama with everybody. So everyone's like, do you think it's your boyfriend telling you that you're not allowed to come to the party? And I'm like, maybe he just got back into town, wants to spend time with his girlfriend without cameras around because he's not on the show.

He's not testifying, I think, against or for. It's more so just like an account of what he saw when he arrived on scene.

He's not testifying, I think, against or for. It's more so just like an account of what he saw when he arrived on scene.

Well, and also what I read, too, is that he was offered a plea deal that would have ended in six months. Yeah.

Well, and also what I read, too, is that he was offered a plea deal that would have ended in six months. Yeah.

Three.

Three.

It was snowing out. My son was a police officer. Then he rolled his car six times and it's just been a really tough time for me.

It was snowing out. My son was a police officer. Then he rolled his car six times and it's just been a really tough time for me.

It was a whole long monologue that she gave.

It was a whole long monologue that she gave.

Tom's house was broken into. He confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery. And then my son had to go over and help. And then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home.

Tom's house was broken into. He confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery. And then my son had to go over and help. And then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home.

So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. When she was like being cagey with being able to answer things. And it was like a conversation with Kyle being like, how are you? And she's just like, yep, this is what I'm doing. And so yeah, I'm saying I'm under a lot of stress.

So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. When she was like being cagey with being able to answer things. And it was like a conversation with Kyle being like, how are you? And she's just like, yep, this is what I'm doing. And so yeah, I'm saying I'm under a lot of stress.

She also kind of made a statement about Bose. She was like, I left that thinking. I'm done. I don't need friends like this. I don't need the money. Why am I here? Bose seems to really just only see through Dorit's lens, everyone, because they'd spent time together. And Dorit was just coming at me nonstop.

She also kind of made a statement about Bose. She was like, I left that thinking. I'm done. I don't need friends like this. I don't need the money. Why am I here? Bose seems to really just only see through Dorit's lens, everyone, because they'd spent time together. And Dorit was just coming at me nonstop.

And then Sutton and Garcelle, who are my friends, who know who I am, were all of a sudden back in it with Dorit, which makes no sense because they're always coming for Dorit. And then there I have Erika Jayne, the only one who's standing up for me. Even Dorit came out and then Sutton didn't. And I'm like, wow, this is just like bam, bam, bam.

And then Sutton and Garcelle, who are my friends, who know who I am, were all of a sudden back in it with Dorit, which makes no sense because they're always coming for Dorit. And then there I have Erika Jayne, the only one who's standing up for me. Even Dorit came out and then Sutton didn't. And I'm like, wow, this is just like bam, bam, bam.

It's also kind of intense when he would just grab the rose and just stop at every group of women and then be like, OK, keep going.

It's also kind of intense when he would just grab the rose and just stop at every group of women and then be like, OK, keep going.

Make dinner. Do something cute together, personal. Because have you been to lunch or dinner on Valentine's Day? In LA? Yeah, it's a scam.

Make dinner. Do something cute together, personal. Because have you been to lunch or dinner on Valentine's Day? In LA? Yeah, it's a scam.

It's a pre-fixed menu. You're sitting there with like- I'm already out. Couples that couldn't get a babysitter, so you're in between strollers. And this is like Beverly Hills. We did this last year, and I was like, never again are we going out for Valentine's Day.

It's a pre-fixed menu. You're sitting there with like- I'm already out. Couples that couldn't get a babysitter, so you're in between strollers. And this is like Beverly Hills. We did this last year, and I was like, never again are we going out for Valentine's Day.

Wait, are you telling me that you have to have a separate appointment? That's what they were telling me.

I do feel sad for him that he feels like he needs to come to Instagram and hopes that that'll be a way to get through to his dad. Yeah.

Yeah.

And the first two were directed by the Wayans brothers. I don't know who directed the other few, but the Wayans brothers are taking it back over. So this will be directed by them again. So it'll be in the vein, I'm assuming, of the first two, which was explicitly funny.

Yep. I actually think Sarah was in the fifth one, too.

I just want to sit in a movie and just be allowed to laugh. Yeah. So it is actually funny? Yeah. They're like, they're spoofs.

Have you seen The Ring? No. Okay.

When their daughter was 10 years old, from that point forward, it was decided that she and John would split Hannah's cost while he would split Alexa's cost with her mother. She claims that at the moment she told John that she was starting a savings account for Hannah and hoped I could save enough money to pay for her wedding or a down payment on a house.

The woman said their finances are kept separate and the conversation didn't come up again. So this was a conversation they had when one of their daughters at least was 10 years old. And she said, I'm saving up for my daughter to have a wedding. John could have asked Alexa's mom to start a bank account to save up for their wedding. Did not. And this is where we're at right now.

And I don't think she's an asshole.

Team mom.

Who do not agree.

John, you fucked up. Dirty John. Dirty John, man.

It says, because the bride wanted to have a fun wedding that didn't break the bank, she started looking for local pizza restaurants that could host around 25 guests, but everything exceeded her budget.

I thought it didn't make sense to spend thousands on a pizza dinner, so I tried to think outside the box and come up with a venue that would be more fun, but still on the cheaper side, and they landed on Chuck E. Cheese.

There's that. But what I thought was also super cute about this story is that not only was it only $800, everybody got an unlimited game bracelet. So they were all playing arcade games for the reception. And then their like parting gift was they got a prize with the tickets that they won.

I loved it. I was like, I don't know that I've seen The Bachelor make out with this many people the first night, but I was here for it. I was like, test the waters. Three?

He totally paused.

It was quite a few.

Wait, can I just say that I don't think driver instructors get enough credit because that's a very dangerous job. Like, think about that, that you're literally in the car with somebody who does not know how to drive while everybody else is driving. You've got people driving crazy because they're experienced.

Do it. Get in there. But I actually loved his women. I still do think Ali Jo is going to be the villain. Oh, for sure.

Carolina.

You think she's giving villain?

Who is your favorite entrance?

Really? I was like, I really do love sparkles.

This season, the housewives have had a target on their back. Do you think that it's based off of the previous season, like Phaedra being such a good trader that they think that you guys are so unsuspecting? Did you feel that they were targeting you in the house?

I do. Going into the roundtables, what was your strategy for how you decided who you were going to vote out? Were you corroborating with specific people, trying to see how they were going to vote, or were you doing it just individualistically?

Thank you. It's been a pleasure. Take care. Bye. All right. Bye. But one thing, too, that I wonder where I'm like, I understand like while you're in it, And it's so many people. But like for me, just even taking a step back and like, why was Boston Rob offered to come in already? And then we have a second offering of him back in the game.

Like to me, I would already immediately want to have him out because I'm like, why are we pushing so hard to have this man on the show?

Understandable.

But even piggybacking off of that, where I'm like, how do you think that Danielle is sliding under the radar so much? Because I feel like she was so obvious during that last challenge.

Like, I don't think she's been named once at the roundtable. Mm hmm. No. Like if she hasn't been like one person. Yeah. I mean, I look like idiots.

She was just so obvious, like literally did not grab her photo once for the shield.

Yeah. You're not afraid to get murdered. And then she's like, oh, shit.

I'm enjoying it a lot.

Absolutely.

There's tension at a dinner, right? And Brynn's kind of poking at Uba and they're snapping back kind of, but just like not actual real conflict as they're walking out to the Sprinter van and they get in.

And you've got, like, all the women super emotional now and, like, Jenna Lyons is crying just being, like, be nice to Brynn because, like, this is the first time that some of these housewives are hearing about this assault.

She's like guttural.

She goes into a room with Jenna and Raquel and she's like beside herself. But we don't see it. The door is closed. And Raquel's retelling it being like, no, like Uba's in Jenna's face being like, you believe her. You believe that I would do something like this and that she's, you know, from her faith and everything. She was like, may Allah strike me down and kill my firstborn if I did this.

I did not do this.

Well, she hasn't had it yet. But my whole thing is that it's like she leaves the room and whatnot. She's upset and screaming. Continue.

The assault, but lying about... And like the whole thing was about the fact of all these women getting up against Uba and the fact that like you would say something knowing this piece of information and then for Brynn to wait till after cameras are down everything and be like, whoops, maybe she didn't clock it because I was hysterical when I was having this conversation with her, but very much laid down the fact that like Uba was the only person that she told this to.

So that's why all the women are like, she would know this and say this still to you. So they're looking at Uba differently. And then after Brynn confesses that like, there might be a shot that Uba didn't clock it. Now they're looking at Brynn differently because they're like, how could you let this play out and not say anything and be so definitive that Uba knew? So Bryn leaves early.

And it was also kind of bizarre because the next morning Bryn's completely fine about it. And she's sitting. It's like nothing happened. She texted producers asking to leave the next day. And then she's sitting with producers the next morning being like, yeah, you know, I'm just kind of like I move on. Like I could we could go horseback riding today. Yeah.

So that makes sense. And then production just shut it down. They were like, no, everybody's going home after this.

Yes. There is.

Well, before that, even then, something about Uba's character. Like, yes, she might. English is her second language. So when she gets frustrated, it's for multiple reasons. But like just showing to Uba's integrity, like she still asked after the fact. She was like, I just want to make sure, like, is Brynn okay? Yeah.

So she was still, even after everything, just wanted to make sure that Brynn was okay after everything.

PR for Brynn.

Kind of doubling down, but still not taking accountability, but claiming that she's good with four of the housewives and that she still has work to do with Psy, Uba, and Jessel, I believe. But it's like...

Erin commented on a reposting of this being like saying that we're sisters is a reach like I was hoping that Brynn would take accountability she has a lot of childhood trauma that she needs to work through but like pretty much saying the fact that you're not taking accountability like do not include me into your shit until you take accountability for it.

Because there's stuff being brought up. I guess Jessel confronts Brynn about a conversation where Brynn implied that Jessel is in love with somebody else that's not her husband, and it was said on camera.

Like it's it's going to be eventful.

You have to think it's normal that people you're working with have personal investigators and teams and forensic scientists at their beck and call. That's something you might have done 10 years ago that you didn't think would ever come up, might.

Ali's response in an Instagram story she writes thank you for all your support and kindness I am happy that prosecutors decided not to file against James as I never desired criminal charges we had an argument outside of his house related to him drinking again however I was not physically hurt I was shocked by the headlines and disheartened by how the event was portrayed we are no longer together but I'll always support James and wish him the best with his sobriety and healing thank you for understanding

Yes, Angie.

It was so wild too because it's like I've never watched somebody be able to find a way to turn themselves into the victim the entire time where it was just like, Well, how do you think I feel or I know them to be this? And it's like, again, you can have that experience, but you're not acknowledging who you claim to have been friends with.

You're not acknowledging your friend's experience as to how you made her feel. And instead, it's always a counterback with, yeah, but I and how do you think putting me being put in this position is? And it's just like you inserted yourself into that position. Yeah.

Which she claims she never does.

Even when she brought up the daughter thing and whatnot, where she was just like, even if you hate me, if you don't if you're not friends with me, can you at least apologize for doing that to my daughter? And she's like, well, that's a lie.

i mean this was obviously a stupid argument but like angie acknowledged it was stupid too by the way yeah and again after the fact and angie's not upset about actually being called a backup dancer i think she's saying that there's more context to it as if like meredith is calling her a follower yeah like saying you're the backup dancer like that's what she thinks that i think i was team angie there too because it while stupid you're right my understanding is meredith is using it as a dig

A hundred percent.

Yes.

You were. Were you not in the background of the video? Yeah.

I was going to say sometimes it takes it takes a couple of seasons, though, because they want to make sure like lightning will hit twice. Like, you know what I mean? Maybe you put all your best foot forward and then you next season you're boring.

And stay out of Mary Cosby's DMs.

Listen, I say if you're spicing up the storyline, by all means.

Do we feel like we have clarity now with the Whitney Alibaba of it all? She just got scammed.

Yeah. And JT was not there. And also, don't forget the fact that last season JT was trying to get with Taylor. So it's like you telling this stuff about the boyfriend doesn't give altruism. It's giving, well, if you're single again, just know I'm the shoulder to cry on.

Did Parisa's slideshow at All Give Anybody How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days when she's like, I'm family.

Yeah.

Yeah, we also say your party sucks if not only multiple people are leaving in a huff, but like the actual party thrower is the host of the party is also leaving his own party.

Like they want to hold her to the person that she was last year while she was going through a tough time. And then also sounds like her boyfriend has a real job and just like wants to help her protect her peace when it comes to these people and filming.

Like he's just not he's not trying to be the star of it. He's not trying to get in drama with everybody. So everyone's like, do you think it's your boyfriend telling you that you're not allowed to come to the party? And I'm like, maybe he just got back into town, wants to spend time with his girlfriend without cameras around because he's not on the show.

He's not testifying, I think, against or for. It's more so just like an account of what he saw when he arrived on scene.

Well, and also what I read, too, is that he was offered a plea deal that would have ended in six months. Yeah.

Three.

It was snowing out. My son was a police officer. Then he rolled his car six times and it's just been a really tough time for me.

It was a whole long monologue that she gave.

Tom's house was broken into. He confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery. And then my son had to go over and help. And then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home.

So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress. When she was like being cagey with being able to answer things. And it was like a conversation with Kyle being like, how are you? And she's just like, yep, this is what I'm doing. And so yeah, I'm saying I'm under a lot of stress.

She also kind of made a statement about Bose. She was like, I left that thinking. I'm done. I don't need friends like this. I don't need the money. Why am I here? Bose seems to really just only see through Dorit's lens, everyone, because they'd spent time together. And Dorit was just coming at me nonstop.

And then Sutton and Garcelle, who are my friends, who know who I am, were all of a sudden back in it with Dorit, which makes no sense because they're always coming for Dorit. And then there I have Erika Jayne, the only one who's standing up for me. Even Dorit came out and then Sutton didn't. And I'm like, wow, this is just like bam, bam, bam.

It's also kind of intense when he would just grab the rose and just stop at every group of women and then be like, OK, keep going.

Make dinner. Do something cute together, personal. Because have you been to lunch or dinner on Valentine's Day? In LA? Yeah, it's a scam.

It's a pre-fixed menu. You're sitting there with like- I'm already out. Couples that couldn't get a babysitter, so you're in between strollers. And this is like Beverly Hills. We did this last year, and I was like, never again are we going out for Valentine's Day.