Nikki Glaser
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's a different world.
It's a different world than it was.
Words do evolve.
I think that a lot of people are, even not just this new age of kids, but even probably shit my generation, are just deathly scared of commitment now because the internet exists and there's mad options out there.
So no, I'm not going to take this one girl to the prom when there's 200 girls at the prom.
Half of my friends either had kids at 14 or 40.
But I didn't go to prom.
It was a good time.
That's true, that's true.
That's the catch.
It's going to be hard to put the threesome in the McLaren.
You know what I mean?
Because of that bullshit you pulled at the end of the Patreon.
The Patreon.
You set him up, man.
It's also cool if Chris Brown is doing flips and hanging from the suspension and then Usher kind of casually strolls out and does an absolute smash banger.