Nikki Glaser

I'm embarrassed these people even have to listen to me. These are all A-listers. Ray Fiennes has to know my name. Now my name is taking space up in Ray Fiennes' brain. Angelina Jolie had to like sit there and listen to me for nine minutes. When you start thinking about things like that, you're like, who am I to beg for these people's attention?

Even backstage, after I perform, I never really want to see the crowd because I feel like they will feel like they have to say good job if they don't want to. And then if they don't say good job, I'm like, what the fuck?

Even backstage, after I perform, I never really want to see the crowd because I feel like they will feel like they have to say good job if they don't want to. And then if they don't say good job, I'm like, what the fuck?

Even backstage, after I perform, I never really want to see the crowd because I feel like they will feel like they have to say good job if they don't want to. And then if they don't say good job, I'm like, what the fuck?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. And there's almost nothing good enough that anyone can say.

Yes. And there's almost nothing good enough that anyone can say.

Yes. And there's almost nothing good enough that anyone can say.

Or nothing. Sun god or bust. Please send that to me because it's so nice when you find that other people feel these exact same things that you feel so ridiculous feeling. I was backstage. The next presenter would be backstage as well. You know, Nicolas Cage or Harrison Ford. And I would stand at the bottom. They're like, you need to go up the steps. You're introducing them.

Or nothing. Sun god or bust. Please send that to me because it's so nice when you find that other people feel these exact same things that you feel so ridiculous feeling. I was backstage. The next presenter would be backstage as well. You know, Nicolas Cage or Harrison Ford. And I would stand at the bottom. They're like, you need to go up the steps. You're introducing them.

Or nothing. Sun god or bust. Please send that to me because it's so nice when you find that other people feel these exact same things that you feel so ridiculous feeling. I was backstage. The next presenter would be backstage as well. You know, Nicolas Cage or Harrison Ford. And I would stand at the bottom. They're like, you need to go up the steps. You're introducing them.

And I go, I just want to stay down here because I don't want them to have to go. Oh yeah, good job. Like they can't say nothing. They're going to feel obligated to say something. Even when I'm on stage, I won't look people in the eye because I feel like when you do, they have to go, ha ha ha ha. I don't want to coerce someone into saying good job.

And I go, I just want to stay down here because I don't want them to have to go. Oh yeah, good job. Like they can't say nothing. They're going to feel obligated to say something. Even when I'm on stage, I won't look people in the eye because I feel like when you do, they have to go, ha ha ha ha. I don't want to coerce someone into saying good job.

And I go, I just want to stay down here because I don't want them to have to go. Oh yeah, good job. Like they can't say nothing. They're going to feel obligated to say something. Even when I'm on stage, I won't look people in the eye because I feel like when you do, they have to go, ha ha ha ha. I don't want to coerce someone into saying good job.

I want them to have to like go out of their way or because they want to.

I want them to have to like go out of their way or because they want to.

I want them to have to like go out of their way or because they want to.

That's why the joke didn't work. I got the sense that that's not how you operate at all. And why don't you operate that way? This is one of the biggest things you can be on. Do you not realize that? Or do you just feel like despite it, they still don't want to?