Nikki Glaser

They have bad taste. Yes. I get it. Totally. And I need someone with good taste. So we're in a bad cycle here. Oh my God, you're so wrong. Like you are such a prize. My boyfriend, I've been with him for like 13 years off and on. And I'm not even joking you. It was just this past May that I accepted that he has great taste and he likes me and I have to trust that. Yeah. And he chose me.

They have bad taste. Yes. I get it. Totally. And I need someone with good taste. So we're in a bad cycle here. Oh my God, you're so wrong. Like you are such a prize. My boyfriend, I've been with him for like 13 years off and on. And I'm not even joking you. It was just this past May that I accepted that he has great taste and he likes me and I have to trust that. Yeah. And he chose me.

They have bad taste. Yes. I get it. Totally. And I need someone with good taste. So we're in a bad cycle here. Oh my God, you're so wrong. Like you are such a prize. My boyfriend, I've been with him for like 13 years off and on. And I'm not even joking you. It was just this past May that I accepted that he has great taste and he likes me and I have to trust that. Yeah. And he chose me.

I didn't trick him in any way. And that I am really spectacular. It only was this last May. And that's why I liked him for so long, too, was because I thought I was winning him over. He was better than me. So it takes forever. But I think just one day you'll get it. I have no doubt in May. We were breaking up, but it was funny because I was doing it in public so it wouldn't get too heated.

I didn't trick him in any way. And that I am really spectacular. It only was this last May. And that's why I liked him for so long, too, was because I thought I was winning him over. He was better than me. So it takes forever. But I think just one day you'll get it. I have no doubt in May. We were breaking up, but it was funny because I was doing it in public so it wouldn't get too heated.

I didn't trick him in any way. And that I am really spectacular. It only was this last May. And that's why I liked him for so long, too, was because I thought I was winning him over. He was better than me. So it takes forever. But I think just one day you'll get it. I have no doubt in May. We were breaking up, but it was funny because I was doing it in public so it wouldn't get too heated.

I just didn't want it to end in us yelling. Not that we're yelly people, but I felt like it could go that way. And I just didn't want it to go on too long. But then the restaurant closed and so we didn't have time to break up. And we were supposed to go to a concert right after this. So we still go to the concert because we're in this nebulous stage. It seems like it's ending.

I just didn't want it to end in us yelling. Not that we're yelly people, but I felt like it could go that way. And I just didn't want it to go on too long. But then the restaurant closed and so we didn't have time to break up. And we were supposed to go to a concert right after this. So we still go to the concert because we're in this nebulous stage. It seems like it's ending.

I just didn't want it to end in us yelling. Not that we're yelly people, but I felt like it could go that way. And I just didn't want it to go on too long. But then the restaurant closed and so we didn't have time to break up. And we were supposed to go to a concert right after this. So we still go to the concert because we're in this nebulous stage. It seems like it's ending.

But at the dinner when we're breaking up, I go, I'm bored. And he was like, OK, but... You're one of the most boring people I've ever met. This was the week right after the roast, by the way, when I was one of the most Googled people on earth. So it was kind of funny to me that he said that because I'm like, that's not my insecurity. I kind of laughed when he said it.

But at the dinner when we're breaking up, I go, I'm bored. And he was like, OK, but... You're one of the most boring people I've ever met. This was the week right after the roast, by the way, when I was one of the most Googled people on earth. So it was kind of funny to me that he said that because I'm like, that's not my insecurity. I kind of laughed when he said it.

But at the dinner when we're breaking up, I go, I'm bored. And he was like, OK, but... You're one of the most boring people I've ever met. This was the week right after the roast, by the way, when I was one of the most Googled people on earth. So it was kind of funny to me that he said that because I'm like, that's not my insecurity. I kind of laughed when he said it.

I know what he meant because I don't like doing things. I'm kind of like a homebody and I don't really like socializing too much. I don't like outdoor activities and sports. And he likes all those things. And I'm always insecure about not liking that stuff because my mom's like that. And my dad is a really big go-getter.

I know what he meant because I don't like doing things. I'm kind of like a homebody and I don't really like socializing too much. I don't like outdoor activities and sports. And he likes all those things. And I'm always insecure about not liking that stuff because my mom's like that. And my dad is a really big go-getter.

I know what he meant because I don't like doing things. I'm kind of like a homebody and I don't really like socializing too much. I don't like outdoor activities and sports. And he likes all those things. And I'm always insecure about not liking that stuff because my mom's like that. And my dad is a really big go-getter.

And my dad always punished my mom for that unintentionally, but made her feel bad about it. You just like to sit on the couch and watch TV and nap.

And my dad always punished my mom for that unintentionally, but made her feel bad about it. You just like to sit on the couch and watch TV and nap.

And my dad always punished my mom for that unintentionally, but made her feel bad about it. You just like to sit on the couch and watch TV and nap.

and why don't you ever like to do anything and I always was like I don't want to be like that but I am like that but Chris said to me you're one of those boring people alive by the way if you're bored it's because you're boring that old trope and he said to me even though you're boring I accept that about you I'm never gonna throw that in your face I'm never gonna make you feel bad about not wanting to do things and for whatever reason I don't know if it relates exactly to realizing I'm lovable but it does because I was like I can't change the fact that I like to lay on the couch and watch

and why don't you ever like to do anything and I always was like I don't want to be like that but I am like that but Chris said to me you're one of those boring people alive by the way if you're bored it's because you're boring that old trope and he said to me even though you're boring I accept that about you I'm never gonna throw that in your face I'm never gonna make you feel bad about not wanting to do things and for whatever reason I don't know if it relates exactly to realizing I'm lovable but it does because I was like I can't change the fact that I like to lay on the couch and watch