Nikki Glaser

That's the tricky part of it. It picks me up out of a depressive state like...

almost nothing else i've ever found can alcohol used to but it's so obviously sloppy but weed i can function no one calls me out for it people don't really notice i can see it and i'm sure people do notice it affects me being smart and funny but then sometimes it makes me smarter and funnier what if you're the third smartest and funniest and not the second or first oh i'm laid out well no no see that's an unacceptable but it's you're taylor swift of comedy

almost nothing else i've ever found can alcohol used to but it's so obviously sloppy but weed i can function no one calls me out for it people don't really notice i can see it and i'm sure people do notice it affects me being smart and funny but then sometimes it makes me smarter and funnier what if you're the third smartest and funniest and not the second or first oh i'm laid out well no no see that's an unacceptable but it's you're taylor swift of comedy

almost nothing else i've ever found can alcohol used to but it's so obviously sloppy but weed i can function no one calls me out for it people don't really notice i can see it and i'm sure people do notice it affects me being smart and funny but then sometimes it makes me smarter and funnier what if you're the third smartest and funniest and not the second or first oh i'm laid out well no no see that's an unacceptable but it's you're taylor swift of comedy

That's the only thing I've ever wanted to hear in my life.

That's the only thing I've ever wanted to hear in my life.

That's the only thing I've ever wanted to hear in my life.

Someday you'll die.

Someday you'll die.

Someday you'll die.

I talk about you in that, by the way.

I talk about you in that, by the way.

I talk about you in that, by the way.

And I hope you don't think that's an ugly joke because I want to be very clear about that because I say that I'm a rangy broad in terms of my looks. If I have enough makeup, I can look like Kristen Bell. But my boyfriend every day wakes up to Dax Shepard. That's a woman looking like a man joke. But you are a hot guy. So I felt like I could say that and not thank you.

And I hope you don't think that's an ugly joke because I want to be very clear about that because I say that I'm a rangy broad in terms of my looks. If I have enough makeup, I can look like Kristen Bell. But my boyfriend every day wakes up to Dax Shepard. That's a woman looking like a man joke. But you are a hot guy. So I felt like I could say that and not thank you.

And I hope you don't think that's an ugly joke because I want to be very clear about that because I say that I'm a rangy broad in terms of my looks. If I have enough makeup, I can look like Kristen Bell. But my boyfriend every day wakes up to Dax Shepard. That's a woman looking like a man joke. But you are a hot guy. So I felt like I could say that and not thank you.

Yeah. OK, because as you were saying the stuff before, I'm like, oh, my God, that other joke. But he interpreted because it wouldn't even occur to me that you could. But I'm glad you did it.

Yeah. OK, because as you were saying the stuff before, I'm like, oh, my God, that other joke. But he interpreted because it wouldn't even occur to me that you could. But I'm glad you did it.

Yeah. OK, because as you were saying the stuff before, I'm like, oh, my God, that other joke. But he interpreted because it wouldn't even occur to me that you could. But I'm glad you did it.

Taylor had something to prove. Even showing up on the scene, coming out as a country artist and then making it into pop music and winning album of the year for Fearless. And then people saying like other people wrote that. And she's like, well, the next album I'm going to write all by myself. And look how great it does. She definitely is inspired by people doubting her.