Nikki Glaser

They just wanted to get drunk and get loose. The end of the long day of all these meetings and they're like, and we have a special guest and I'm doing an hour. Comedy should really never go more than 40 minutes long. And Kevin Hart's there, but he just has to do a fireside chat. I actually ran into one of the guys that was at the show at the Golden Globes party, and he was like, I was there.

They just wanted to get drunk and get loose. The end of the long day of all these meetings and they're like, and we have a special guest and I'm doing an hour. Comedy should really never go more than 40 minutes long. And Kevin Hart's there, but he just has to do a fireside chat. I actually ran into one of the guys that was at the show at the Golden Globes party, and he was like, I was there.

They just wanted to get drunk and get loose. The end of the long day of all these meetings and they're like, and we have a special guest and I'm doing an hour. Comedy should really never go more than 40 minutes long. And Kevin Hart's there, but he just has to do a fireside chat. I actually ran into one of the guys that was at the show at the Golden Globes party, and he was like, I was there.

Or no, he was like, I booked you. He's the guy that booked me. He's like, I want to have you back because we didn't nail it for you. It wasn't good. I'm sorry. It was a beat. I did the same thing you were saying. I want the redo for the story. Yeah. I told the story of this gig on Kimmel and it made it all worth it. This would have just been a thing I never remembered.

Or no, he was like, I booked you. He's the guy that booked me. He's like, I want to have you back because we didn't nail it for you. It wasn't good. I'm sorry. It was a beat. I did the same thing you were saying. I want the redo for the story. Yeah. I told the story of this gig on Kimmel and it made it all worth it. This would have just been a thing I never remembered.

Or no, he was like, I booked you. He's the guy that booked me. He's like, I want to have you back because we didn't nail it for you. It wasn't good. I'm sorry. It was a beat. I did the same thing you were saying. I want the redo for the story. Yeah. I told the story of this gig on Kimmel and it made it all worth it. This would have just been a thing I never remembered.

And I wouldn't have grown from it. Now I can accept those gigs and not have fear because I know what needs to go into them to do well. So Kevin Hart was there. I say hi to him before it and I'm like, this is going to be bad. Don't watch. He's like, no. I'm going to stay. By the end of it, he was gone because I was like, let me do some Kevin Hart roast jokes I didn't do at the Tom Brady roast.

And I wouldn't have grown from it. Now I can accept those gigs and not have fear because I know what needs to go into them to do well. So Kevin Hart was there. I say hi to him before it and I'm like, this is going to be bad. Don't watch. He's like, no. I'm going to stay. By the end of it, he was gone because I was like, let me do some Kevin Hart roast jokes I didn't do at the Tom Brady roast.

And I wouldn't have grown from it. Now I can accept those gigs and not have fear because I know what needs to go into them to do well. So Kevin Hart was there. I say hi to him before it and I'm like, this is going to be bad. Don't watch. He's like, no. I'm going to stay. By the end of it, he was gone because I was like, let me do some Kevin Hart roast jokes I didn't do at the Tom Brady roast.

And he was long gone. I walked Kevin. What's his name? The host of The Bachelor was there. The one that was canceled. Chris Harrison was there for some reason. He didn't say hi afterwards. It was so lonely. You have to walk through the crowd. If it would be nice to just go backstage and they literally, after I said goodnight, couldn't hold the applause. The stage was as big as this table.

And he was long gone. I walked Kevin. What's his name? The host of The Bachelor was there. The one that was canceled. Chris Harrison was there for some reason. He didn't say hi afterwards. It was so lonely. You have to walk through the crowd. If it would be nice to just go backstage and they literally, after I said goodnight, couldn't hold the applause. The stage was as big as this table.

And he was long gone. I walked Kevin. What's his name? The host of The Bachelor was there. The one that was canceled. Chris Harrison was there for some reason. He didn't say hi afterwards. It was so lonely. You have to walk through the crowd. If it would be nice to just go backstage and they literally, after I said goodnight, couldn't hold the applause. The stage was as big as this table.

I just stepped two feet. And by the time I hit the sand, the applause was over. And then it was just crunch, crunch, crunch through the sand. My heels just digging in. I don't mind if an audience actively doesn't like me or is like that joke's inappropriate because I'm like, I know it's not. And you're just uptight and you need some kind of identity, which is to be offended. And I can come at you.

I just stepped two feet. And by the time I hit the sand, the applause was over. And then it was just crunch, crunch, crunch through the sand. My heels just digging in. I don't mind if an audience actively doesn't like me or is like that joke's inappropriate because I'm like, I know it's not. And you're just uptight and you need some kind of identity, which is to be offended. And I can come at you.

I just stepped two feet. And by the time I hit the sand, the applause was over. And then it was just crunch, crunch, crunch through the sand. My heels just digging in. I don't mind if an audience actively doesn't like me or is like that joke's inappropriate because I'm like, I know it's not. And you're just uptight and you need some kind of identity, which is to be offended. And I can come at you.

But when they're just like embarrassed for you, they're right.

But when they're just like embarrassed for you, they're right.

But when they're just like embarrassed for you, they're right.

And the pity, the guy at the party was like, well, I will say you were doing jokes about molesting your nephew. And I go, wait, no, no, no, no. I did it about the idea of molesting. And he was like, what's the fucking difference? And I go, well, there is one. It's nuanced. I go, you're so right. The material was so inappropriate for that event, but that's what my act is right now.

And the pity, the guy at the party was like, well, I will say you were doing jokes about molesting your nephew. And I go, wait, no, no, no, no. I did it about the idea of molesting. And he was like, what's the fucking difference? And I go, well, there is one. It's nuanced. I go, you're so right. The material was so inappropriate for that event, but that's what my act is right now.