Nikki Glaser

That's what it is.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg talking on CBS Sunday morning about volunteering during COVID. He moved back to Bloomington and worked at like a shelter. He was the happiest he ever was. We had him on too. So why did he go back to this then? Because I was like, well, I want to go just do an animal sanctuary. I have enough money that I'd be fine the rest of my life.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg talking on CBS Sunday morning about volunteering during COVID. He moved back to Bloomington and worked at like a shelter. He was the happiest he ever was. We had him on too. So why did he go back to this then? Because I was like, well, I want to go just do an animal sanctuary. I have enough money that I'd be fine the rest of my life.

I saw Jesse Eisenberg talking on CBS Sunday morning about volunteering during COVID. He moved back to Bloomington and worked at like a shelter. He was the happiest he ever was. We had him on too. So why did he go back to this then? Because I was like, well, I want to go just do an animal sanctuary. I have enough money that I'd be fine the rest of my life.

Why don't I just go rehabilitate goats and teach pigs how to walk again?

Why don't I just go rehabilitate goats and teach pigs how to walk again?

Why don't I just go rehabilitate goats and teach pigs how to walk again?

I'll miss this.

I'll miss this.

I'll miss this.

I think you have a lot of bad person. Yes. There's a lot of bad person driving you. Because you say a shitty thing about someone you love and then people point out even that Taylor Swift thing. I'm like, I am a bad person. If I would have just seen that as a Swifty, I'd be like, fuck that girl. She's a mean girl. And it's like, am I secretly a mean girl? And I'm like, I don't think so.

I think you have a lot of bad person. Yes. There's a lot of bad person driving you. Because you say a shitty thing about someone you love and then people point out even that Taylor Swift thing. I'm like, I am a bad person. If I would have just seen that as a Swifty, I'd be like, fuck that girl. She's a mean girl. And it's like, am I secretly a mean girl? And I'm like, I don't think so.

I think you have a lot of bad person. Yes. There's a lot of bad person driving you. Because you say a shitty thing about someone you love and then people point out even that Taylor Swift thing. I'm like, I am a bad person. If I would have just seen that as a Swifty, I'd be like, fuck that girl. She's a mean girl. And it's like, am I secretly a mean girl? And I'm like, I don't think so.

Like part of my brain thinking I might be a sociopath, but I've learned that sociopaths don't question it and they don't want to fix it.

Like part of my brain thinking I might be a sociopath, but I've learned that sociopaths don't question it and they don't want to fix it.

Like part of my brain thinking I might be a sociopath, but I've learned that sociopaths don't question it and they don't want to fix it.

Yes, that does help me. I think I do that a lot.

Yes, that does help me. I think I do that a lot.

Yes, that does help me. I think I do that a lot.

That's why I like to explore on stages my darkest thoughts. And then hearing people laugh, I'm like, oh, you've thought this too.