Nikki Glaser

And if you speak out about the leader and if you don't hang his portrait in your house— You end up like Lenny Bruce. You—worse. You just disappear. It's not—I'm not saying it's happening right now. I'm not saying it's happening anytime soon. But it's within the scope of possibilities. And so, yeah, I mean, like—

And if you speak out about the leader and if you don't hang his portrait in your house— You end up like Lenny Bruce. You—worse. You just disappear. It's not—I'm not saying it's happening right now. I'm not saying it's happening anytime soon. But it's within the scope of possibilities. And so, yeah, I mean, like—

And if you speak out about the leader and if you don't hang his portrait in your house— You end up like Lenny Bruce. You—worse. You just disappear. It's not—I'm not saying it's happening right now. I'm not saying it's happening anytime soon. But it's within the scope of possibilities. And so, yeah, I mean, like—

At this point, I've been I'm not like one of the most outspoken people against our president, but I have definitely, you know, if you're paying attention, you know how I feel. And that sometimes scares me to be like, well, how do what's going to be my defense? And my defense is that he's so hot.

At this point, I've been I'm not like one of the most outspoken people against our president, but I have definitely, you know, if you're paying attention, you know how I feel. And that sometimes scares me to be like, well, how do what's going to be my defense? And my defense is that he's so hot.

At this point, I've been I'm not like one of the most outspoken people against our president, but I have definitely, you know, if you're paying attention, you know how I feel. And that sometimes scares me to be like, well, how do what's going to be my defense? And my defense is that he's so hot.

I really think he's—I mean, I might not agree with what he does, but he's really—like, I'm really attracted to him.

I really think he's—I mean, I might not agree with what he does, but he's really—like, I'm really attracted to him.

I really think he's—I mean, I might not agree with what he does, but he's really—like, I'm really attracted to him.

I want to go on record as saying that I think he's one of the hottest men that's ever lived. And, you know, like, you just hope— that things don't get worse. I think, I mean, right now I feel very safe. I'm not, like, worrying for my life. I was just talking about, you know, that quote was from the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center.

I want to go on record as saying that I think he's one of the hottest men that's ever lived. And, you know, like, you just hope— that things don't get worse. I think, I mean, right now I feel very safe. I'm not, like, worrying for my life. I was just talking about, you know, that quote was from the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center.

I want to go on record as saying that I think he's one of the hottest men that's ever lived. And, you know, like, you just hope— that things don't get worse. I think, I mean, right now I feel very safe. I'm not, like, worrying for my life. I was just talking about, you know, that quote was from the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center.

It was in the air that night, and I think people are making fun of me for being like, Nikki Glaser thinks she's going to be detained. I don't. It's just, it's happened before in the history of the world a lot.

It was in the air that night, and I think people are making fun of me for being like, Nikki Glaser thinks she's going to be detained. I don't. It's just, it's happened before in the history of the world a lot.

It was in the air that night, and I think people are making fun of me for being like, Nikki Glaser thinks she's going to be detained. I don't. It's just, it's happened before in the history of the world a lot.

Nikki, you don't do political material all that much, but some years ago, I think it was eight years ago, at the Rob Lowe roast, you offered some...

Nikki, you don't do political material all that much, but some years ago, I think it was eight years ago, at the Rob Lowe roast, you offered some...

Nikki, you don't do political material all that much, but some years ago, I think it was eight years ago, at the Rob Lowe roast, you offered some...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.