Nikki Glaser

But you don't realize that people who aren't ugly feel ugly. So when you make the joke that you go, I only said you were fat because you're not or whatever it is. But everyone feels these things that anyone else would say. No way you are.

Even though you were probably blacked out during the whole thing, just waiting.

Even though you were probably blacked out during the whole thing, just waiting.

Even though you were probably blacked out during the whole thing, just waiting.

I know that feeling of they're going to say something about me and just waiting. You can't even hear. You're just kind of like.

I know that feeling of they're going to say something about me and just waiting. You can't even hear. You're just kind of like.

I know that feeling of they're going to say something about me and just waiting. You can't even hear. You're just kind of like.

Oh, feeling like you don't belong there when you're a plus one. If it's your wife.

Oh, feeling like you don't belong there when you're a plus one. If it's your wife.

Oh, feeling like you don't belong there when you're a plus one. If it's your wife.

A hundred percent. I was at the Grammys last night and I felt that way.

A hundred percent. I was at the Grammys last night and I felt that way.

A hundred percent. I was at the Grammys last night and I felt that way.

I was hosting the Golden Globes and was like, I'm a fraud.

I was hosting the Golden Globes and was like, I'm a fraud.

I was hosting the Golden Globes and was like, I'm a fraud.

I'm embarrassed these people even have to listen to me. These are all A-listers. Ray Fiennes has to know my name. Now my name is taking space up in Ray Fiennes' brain. Angelina Jolie had to like sit there and listen to me for nine minutes. When you start thinking about things like that, you're like, who am I to beg for these people's attention?

I'm embarrassed these people even have to listen to me. These are all A-listers. Ray Fiennes has to know my name. Now my name is taking space up in Ray Fiennes' brain. Angelina Jolie had to like sit there and listen to me for nine minutes. When you start thinking about things like that, you're like, who am I to beg for these people's attention?

I'm embarrassed these people even have to listen to me. These are all A-listers. Ray Fiennes has to know my name. Now my name is taking space up in Ray Fiennes' brain. Angelina Jolie had to like sit there and listen to me for nine minutes. When you start thinking about things like that, you're like, who am I to beg for these people's attention?

Even backstage, after I perform, I never really want to see the crowd because I feel like they will feel like they have to say good job if they don't want to. And then if they don't say good job, I'm like, what the fuck?