Nikki Glaser

I'll send you a picture of my hair wall.

I do a hair wall.

If you were my friend, I would never ask to see your hair wall because I can't compare it because you're allowed to lose bunches and bunches of hair.

I won't be sending you my hair wall.

That's a bitch to blow dry, right?

The only time I ever blow dry it is if I'm getting it done.

I didn't mean to turn this into compliments.

You're allowed to have something that is just fucking perfect.

Okay.

Speaking of insecurities, it is the only thing I am secure about.

We're all allowed to have one.

Yes.

I know you want me to say I love my boobs.

Yeah.

She would also want to say, Monica doesn't get naked very much, but one time I was with her and she was changing and she took her bra off and her boobs went up.

Yeah, like we have too many options.

No.

Like that over and over.

anymore and we're gonna just do this other thing and that's gonna work yes that's a gift of being a dude decreasingly so i think yeah decreasingly so yes thank god it's evolving but in the 80s yes i could kind of make that proclamation men and boys did the choosing back then but that's why i think it's changing because now girls women all of us ladies we are you know more educated like you

We can do more things than sex objects.