Nikki Glaser

fuck you like you should like that's too good like and not that he wants that and he would get turned on by it at all like there's none of this like cuckold stuff he's just like wants me to have the experiences that and that is like that's like asking someone to not collect their lottery winnings like it's so rare to get to where i am in life where that would ever happen and it hasn't happened and i wouldn't even want it to because like the circumstances in which it would have to happen i'm like well could i dm them he's like no you can't pursue it it has to be like natural i'm like well that's never gonna happen for me so have you ever met your hall pass

um i'm trying to think of the one yes i have and he is like married with kids but he's like my hall pass from like my crush in like okay high school okay so there's one on my mind but there's like probably another one that i would be like oh yeah but he would never be into me because of like age stuff younger or older i don't know but i'm but i but i like um in a relationship i don't really care if my boyfriend were to

hook up okay I read about that yeah we need to talk about that but that is not a two-way street like I'm I'm not someone who likes to hook up when I'm in a relationship I'm not really like I don't really care about that I you know um but I don't care if someone else were to hold on in fact I like kind of like it it's kind of it's a problem I think yeah yeah no we need to talk about this you told Howard Stern that commitment felt like admitting defeat or settling do you still feel that way

No, I don't feel that way anymore.

I feel, no.

I mean, innately it is settling.

You do not know that the person you are with is the best person for you.

You haven't, there's too many people on this planet.

You haven't met any of them.

You never will.

So you have to settle.

There could be someone better for you.

And statistically, there probably is.

There's, you know, like there is.

The odds that you met the person out of 8 billion people on the planet that's best for you are kind of low.

But-

I do think that whoever you end up with, luckily people end up in like the top 10% of people who are most compatible for them in the planet.

And that's like a win.

But there's other people that would be good for you.

And I don't believe in soulmates.